r/tacticalgear Mar 22 '23

I know it's ridiculous...

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/Toothbruhh Mar 22 '23

HANZ GRAB ZE PLATE CARRIER

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u/SilenceDobad76 Mar 22 '23

Get in loser, we're remilitarizing the Rhineland

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u/iamacynic37 Mar 23 '23

*Desires to Rheinmetall intensifies*

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u/KetchupIsABeverage Mar 23 '23

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u/cobaltsniper50 Mar 23 '23

r/noncredibledefense is VERY anti-nazi and is more of a circlejerk for modern and allied weapons and wargear. This wouldn’t fly there.

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u/Bodine52094 Mar 23 '23

This isn't nazi. This is WWI Imperial german.

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u/cobaltsniper50 Mar 23 '23

My apologies, perhaps r/shitkaiserboossay would be more up your alley

Huh, I remember it having more members. Must be a different WW1 German sun I’m thinking of.

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u/IcyInformation2479 Mar 23 '23

PLATTENTRÄGER*

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u/Fjell-Jeger Mar 22 '23 edited Mar 22 '23

I'm impressed, this would've been peak performance 1918 at the western front in France or in an alternate history post-WW1 setting.

The only historically accurate addition I could think of would be two add 2 German Reichswehr provision bags ("Hafersack") as tactical hand grenade pouches for the "potato masher" like the "Sturmbataillon" assault soldiers used to carry (wikipedia image link).

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

I wasn’t big into history growing up but I recently got into Battlefield 1 and thought that looked like something I would see in that game.

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u/sakarikuosmanen Mar 23 '23

Until you get wibechecked by 30-06. Nevertheless, that is a insanely cool look.

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u/full_metal_communist Mar 23 '23

Or cholera, artillery, gas, fire....

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u/SlowCB7 Mar 23 '23

M1897 full of buckshot to the face...

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u/AshhKalash Mar 22 '23

“ARE ZOSE PLATES LEVEL IV, BRIT BOY?”

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u/Plastic_Efficiency64 Mar 22 '23 edited Mar 22 '23

A buddy of mine that works at ANR Design (pretty big kydex holster maker if you're not aware), made two of these holsters last year, one for himself and another for Mike at Garand Thumb. I've been badgering him for a year to make me one and he finally did, albeit a wrong-handed version.

It's absolutely not practical at all; it may even be ridiculous, but it's mine and I'm loving it. Because this is a real and decently high condition Red 9, I will not be actually using it with this particular Mauser because of the propensity of kydek to be quite hard on finishes. Once I find a beater/shooter, it'll make its home here and I might even attempt to do some drills with it. It's clearly more for the meme though.

Btw, he hates making these. It was a struggle over more than a year's span to get him to finally give in and make another. This is the third and last C96 holster from ANR.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

I’ve wanted a red 9 since I was a kid, how much did she run you if you don’t mind me asking

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u/Plastic_Efficiency64 Mar 22 '23

I really lucked out and snagged it for just $2k a couple years back.

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u/cocaineandwaffles1 Mar 22 '23

With it being “wrong handed”, you could set it up for cross draw. I don’t know how accurate that would be to what the Germans did, but it wasn’t until recent, relatively that is, that we have found cross drawing to be a less practical way of drawing your sidearm. So you can still have some accuracy with your LARP.

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u/Fjell-Jeger Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23

Fun fact:

The German Bundeswehr had cross-drawn duty holsters up until 2001 which were worn by the Feldjäger units on domestic military police duty (wikipedia image). Standard sidearm was the P1 (wikipedia image), a modified Walter P38 of the Wehrmacht.

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u/cocaineandwaffles1 Mar 23 '23

All this proves is that OPs LARP is way more historically accurate with having his holster be wrong handed instead of right handed. Thank your fried OP.

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u/zanybozonelayer Mar 23 '23

Tell that bastard to make arex delta tlr1 drop holsters.

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u/hugh-mungis Mar 22 '23

Ridiculously cool…

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u/Romeo--Foxtrot Mar 22 '23

From what era is this kit ?

I don't know, something between 1914 and 2023

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u/whiskeyditch88 Mar 22 '23

Man… I love this.

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u/Parking-Historian299 Mar 22 '23

Hanz grab the armor

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u/ItsBlyatMan Mar 22 '23

Dude now I need to make a holster for my .22 han solo blaster. It won't look nearly as pretty. But fuck that's awesome. Thanks for sharing!!

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u/Brubur11 Mar 22 '23

Drip over skill gentlemen

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u/insertjjs Mar 22 '23

This....is pretty cool

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u/alphalegend91 Mar 22 '23

You’re missing the pica of your trench feet

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u/Thesmizoker Mar 22 '23

Why only a poor tommy in his trench would say that

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u/PhotoQuig Mar 22 '23

"Erika" by Herms Niel plays in the distance

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u/Amazing_Ace_JD Mar 22 '23

why does this go so hard

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u/BallinThatJack Mar 22 '23

That camo pattern is amazing

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u/03Vector6spd Mar 23 '23

I believe you have ridiculous confused with gracefully alluring 🥵

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u/Ok_Win_3876 Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23

The German in me doesn't know whether to have a hard on or toss that thing in the oven

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u/UnusualAnt2861 Mar 22 '23

It’s beautiful

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u/Smoothian421 Mar 22 '23

I personally love it

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u/PizzaRollsAndTakis Mar 22 '23

Where do u get the grenade from. Looks dope !

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u/kdb1991 Mar 22 '23

I think this is wicked cool

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u/backcountry57 Mar 22 '23

That is an amazing setup

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u/ParlerApp Mar 22 '23

Ridiculous….ly awesome

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u/Parking_Specialist56 Mar 22 '23

I just think it’s neat

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u/bman_243 Mar 22 '23

I like it, its different

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u/KalashVegan Mar 23 '23

Put it on, I wanna see it worn pls

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u/G00nFr0g Mar 23 '23

Giving me Death Korps of Krieg vibes

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u/TheRogueNicola Mar 23 '23

Never apologize for impeccable style.

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u/ElScrotoDeCthulo Mar 22 '23

U say ridiculous, i say sexy!

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u/Barbarian_Sam Mar 22 '23

Your tourniquet marks should be in German

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u/Plastic_Efficiency64 Mar 23 '23

"Tourniquet" is "tourniquet" in German, too.

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u/InstructionNo2008 Mar 23 '23

That's a fucking vib!

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u/LordofTheFlagon Mar 23 '23

Ridiculously dope looking

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u/Yaqub403 Mar 23 '23

I think I'm in love

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u/Impossible-Panda-119 Mar 23 '23

If only the grenade was real….

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u/ArtForsaken2609 Mar 23 '23

Sir, where is your scuba gear? You must be drowning in puss

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u/ScruffyUSP Mar 23 '23

Dude, kydex broom handle holster?

That's absolutely awesome.

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u/545isbae Mar 22 '23

Unfathomably based

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u/Scav-STALKER Mar 23 '23

New Marauders update just dropped lol

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u/slink336699 Mar 23 '23

It’s it’s beautiful

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u/ToolyHD Mar 23 '23

That's so fucking cool looking

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u/WhiskeyFree68 Mar 23 '23

Incredible. You're a star, baby.

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u/Chowmeen_Boi Mar 23 '23

The only things that sucks is that the stalnhelm would not be viable for modern combat

Everything looks tastefully put together

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u/thingsmc Mar 23 '23

No. It's beautiful

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u/warrior424 Mar 23 '23

This is so badass!

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u/pavehawkfavehawk Mar 23 '23

Sorry I gotta come back to this. I want a video of you running this rig

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u/souloldasdirt Mar 23 '23

Bro that is sweet lol I too am into milsurp and historical items that are still good for use in my opinion

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u/rando6819 Mar 23 '23

So how does someone put a old ammo pouch on a plate carrier?

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u/Plastic_Efficiency64 Mar 23 '23

With the straps on the back.

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u/Nickgoodnight_mj Mar 23 '23

Bro, that’s sick! I love it! Best gear i’ve seen today!

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u/ManicRobotWizard Mar 23 '23

So Boba Fett was axis? That tracks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

One of the coolest posts we’ve ever had on here.

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u/needanswer47 Mar 23 '23

Drip too hard if I stand to close, I'll drown.

This man out here making the retaking of the west cool again.

Stahlhelm, Mauser, stick frag, tannerite vest, loincloth and a dream.

Damn Cody, save some pussy for the rest of us.

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u/cobaltsniper50 Mar 23 '23

Wehraboo 🫵

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u/Plastic_Efficiency64 Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23

Nah, I just collect old guns. Sue me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

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u/the_retarded_badger Mar 23 '23

Wolfenstein moment

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u/wrylex Mar 23 '23

Cyber punk or cyber hard?

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u/buablo-9368 Mar 23 '23

Thats NOT ridiculous at all, I think thats frigging awesome!

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u/jmplsnt Mar 23 '23

FULLY ERECT

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u/abethegrape Mar 23 '23

No gasmask ?

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u/bologna_kazoo Mar 23 '23

Better than most

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u/skyXforge Mar 23 '23

Let him cook

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u/mumbo-wumbo-jumbo Mar 23 '23

I've been sitting on some WW1 painted helmet styled nylon fabric for a while. We may be able to make something here.

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u/Plastic_Efficiency64 Mar 23 '23

Depending on how big the pattern is, a pistol belt or mag pouches would look sick.

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u/mumbo-wumbo-jumbo Mar 23 '23

Its decently sized for a plate carrier, but I can always print more.

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u/HawthornMcCloud Mar 23 '23

This is truly peak performance!

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u/castle_anthraxxx Mar 23 '23

The camo pattern on that holster is on point. Love me some Battlefield 1. It’s the best battlefield imo

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u/National_Leather_546 Mar 23 '23

This set up is amazing, Great work on that camo for the holster as well!

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u/Beretta92A1 Mar 23 '23

That’s hot.

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u/IntincrRecipe Mar 23 '23

I actually kinda dig the holster. Do they make ones for Lugers?

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u/Fat_Timmy Mar 23 '23

Question, where’d you get the plate carrier from. Looking for a new one

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u/Plastic_Efficiency64 Mar 23 '23

It's just an entry-level Veritas from AR500.

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u/scriptoriumpythons Mar 23 '23

Have you seen kyle?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

Its fucking amazing 😍

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u/Kellbag91 Mar 23 '23

Interesting take on it.

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u/Sarkofugis Mar 23 '23

30 seconds after discovering mud and angry people with bayonets, Hans attempted to reload his pistol. It was at that moment he realized...he fucked up.

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u/FashionGuyMike Mar 23 '23

I love it! I have a kydex holster for my type 14 nambu. I’m trynna make a modern kit with my type 99 and type 14 as the main firearms. Are those original stripper clip holsters on the chest piece?

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u/HellHathNoFury18 Mar 23 '23

But will he make a C-93 kydex holster?

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u/PrestonHM Mar 23 '23

Where's your trench shovel?

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u/BlueLynze Mar 23 '23

Nice Han Solo blaster! The Kydex looks good.

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u/SAINT_MF_SINNER Mar 23 '23

THIS MAN BLITZKRIEGS!!

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u/Keltecfivefivesix Mar 23 '23

Ridiculously awesome!!

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u/Better-Bit6476 Mar 23 '23

I love it so much

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u/MedevacCat Mar 24 '23

Ridiculously based is more like it

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u/defnotagunaccount Mar 24 '23

I love this so much. This is SO cool

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u/BillNyeTheNazi5py Mar 27 '23

Is it really ridiculous if its this dope?