r/simpsonsshitposting Mar 22 '23

Put it back in!

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/HaoieZ Mar 22 '23

They'll never let us show that again, not in a million years!

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u/NeedsCashRetireLater Mar 23 '23

What, the porn star or the shitpost?

341

u/Ommec Mar 22 '23

😃It’s a pornography meme, I was watching pornography😃

54

u/BigTimeSuperhero96 Mar 23 '23

Heh heh I would have never thought of that

211

u/prestron Mar 22 '23

Put it in "H"!

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u/hosspworrel Mar 22 '23

Dial H for Hornynousness

78

u/prestron Mar 22 '23

The best meat's in the rump!

62

u/JayEster Uh, OP, towel rack. Mar 22 '23

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

18

u/BloodyRightNostril Mar 23 '23

Another hot beef injection!

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u/HooperAoapjm Mar 23 '23

Hahaha, no, I'm straight. As long as I take these injections every ten minutes.

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u/Vprbite Mar 23 '23

Feels lime I'm eating nothing at all

54

u/msuydbdfsmdb Mar 22 '23

Her sweet can.

45

u/SmiteAsWell Mar 22 '23

Put it in her car hole

15

u/uh60chief Eat all of our shirts 👕 Mar 23 '23

The H is for HoJu

191

u/sndtrb89 Mar 22 '23

The rock tumbler, the rock tumbler!

141

u/JAJ_90 Mar 22 '23

The spit valve! Release the spit valve!

84

u/bowl_of_khalv_kalash Mar 22 '23

Over the sink, over the sink!

105

u/majora1988 Mar 22 '23

I just came to see Honk if You’re Horny in peace.

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u/Liquidmelon3105 Mar 23 '23

Hey fatty here's a movie for ya ... A Fridge Too Far!

103

u/RamblyYorkshireman Mar 22 '23

"Woahhhh, put it back in. She's not done yet."

54

u/ThingThatsJustBegun Mar 23 '23

My wife just asked what's so funny. She did not grow up watching the Simpsons nine times a day in syndication (she had friends...), and I don't know where to start with a response.

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u/Ausglass Mar 23 '23

Tell her you don’t win friends with salad

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u/BloodyRightNostril Mar 23 '23

But if you toss it…

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u/superking87 Mar 23 '23

You don’t win friends, but you will gain lifetime lovers!

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen Mar 23 '23

I’d start with the birds and the bees to make sure you’re on the same page.

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u/C2H5OHNightSwimming Mar 23 '23

My boyfriend thinks we're a bunch of "extremely strange nerds". That said, after 3 years of living together he is also starting to spontaneously quote the Simpsons in everyday life. So...I guess I'll start calling him Cosmos because he's becoming one of us lol

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u/Kevl17 Mar 23 '23

Join us, boyfriend. Iiiiiits bliiiiissssss

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

To the observatory

2

u/TrueBirch Mar 23 '23

Similar here, except I'm currently in a meeting for work on my other screen. Why did I turn on video for this meeting?!

69

u/GermyBrownHair Mar 22 '23

I’ll leave you with what we all came here to see, Hardcore Nudity!

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u/Lithium327 Mar 22 '23

Do you come with the shitpost?

29

u/dr_shark Mar 23 '23

Haha, once.

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u/jhsegura11 Mar 22 '23 Silver

You know, r/simpsonsshitposting turned into a hardcore sex subreddit so gradually I didn't even notice.

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u/rokboks505 Mar 23 '23

Sex Cauldron!

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u/equazcion Mar 23 '23

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u/burner2947361810 Mar 23 '23

I thought they closed that place down.

41

u/j_rhod_85 Mar 22 '23

The box! The box!

30

u/Cornishthe3rd Mar 22 '23

A toast, to the host, who can boast the most roast!

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u/Njacks64 Mar 23 '23

She’s faking it.

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u/SuperNntendoChlmers Mar 22 '23

"I'll have you know I wrote it down, number 4 and a half Riley Reid woohoo"

1

u/ProfessorOfPancakes Mar 24 '23

And, what instrument does she play?

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u/SuperNntendoChlmers Mar 24 '23

"Lisa stop blowing my sex!"

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u/bloodycankle Mar 22 '23

Take it out! Take it out!

Ow! Put it back in! Put it back in!

That was a close one. Want to go bowling?

19

u/DirtyDadDingus Mar 22 '23

Hello? That sounds like a Riley fainting!

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u/the_great_zyzogg Mar 22 '23

/r/simpsosshitposting turned into a hardcore sex cauldron so gradually, I barely noticed.

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u/YouTookMyMain Mar 22 '23

r/sex_cauldron! I thought they banned that sub!

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u/Cyno01 Mar 23 '23

I dont particularly want to go searching but im mildly curious what clever reference of a name the obligatory Simpsons R34 subreddit actually has...

r/maisonderriere is also not it.

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u/chinanigans Mar 23 '23

Do not touch. Willy.

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u/el_moosemann Mar 23 '23

Hm. Good advice

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u/Recovering-Lawyer Mar 22 '23

Riley my ass, it’s probably Milhouse.

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u/Lenovovrs Mar 23 '23

Everything's cumming up Milhouse!

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u/zeroedout666 Mar 23 '23

*Everyone's

15

u/CarnalOrganicAnagram Mar 23 '23

Oh fuck you're gonna make me miss Scratchy killing Itchy

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u/BigDraico Mr Gucci Loafers Mar 22 '23

The VD! The VD!

8

u/yodavesnothereman Mar 23 '23

You know, I genuinely thought I would be the only one to come up with that gag and wasn't even sure if anyone else would appreciate it.

24

u/BigDraico Mr Gucci Loafers Mar 23 '23

So this is what it feels like.... When doves cry. 🥹

13

u/atheist_libertarian Mar 23 '23

Homer: I swiped the penis from a porn site.

Sir, 6 inches are missing.

There’ll be no pornography then, I’ll tell the teenagers.

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u/ricst Mar 22 '23

The TV the TV

10

u/greennyellowmello Mar 23 '23

Mmmm. 64 fps of American porn.

10

u/Brim_Dunkleton Mar 23 '23

Super intendant, I was just… stretching her ass on the window seal! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

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u/el_moosemann Mar 23 '23

Stretching her ass? At this time of year?? In this part of the country??? Located entirely in your kitchen????

….May I see it?

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u/mythofechelon Mar 23 '23

Seymour, my ass is on fire!

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u/alexicore5000 Mar 22 '23

PUT IT IN H!

7

u/toiletjocky Mar 23 '23

The rock tumbler or the DP?

The DP the DP!!!!!

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u/Illustrious-Funny595 Mar 23 '23

DP has that’s a old favorite, but only when I’m in the middle

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u/Gorkymalorki Mar 23 '23

My Riley is not a Communist. She may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist...but she is NOT a porn star.

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u/GloriousMacMan Mar 23 '23

Won’t somebody please think of the children

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u/mercury_pointer Mar 23 '23

The penis or the rock tumbler?

The Rock Tumbler! The Rock Tumbler!

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u/Endorphin_Flow_38 Mar 22 '23

Can I borrow a feeling? lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

[deleted]

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u/DirtyDadDingus Mar 22 '23

No the ones at the bottom

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u/yogurtfuck AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc Mar 23 '23

Ok... here comes the fun-cooker!

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u/arj1985 Mar 22 '23

Link to the top video?

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u/maddasher Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23

Why is no one answering. This is a man of science, people!

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u/Arvtistic Mar 23 '23

No deal maddasher, that pornhub link is mine!

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u/EthanRunt Mar 23 '23

The best rock tumbler’s in the bottom

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u/NanPakoka Mar 23 '23

Her sw-sw-sweet can

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u/longcolddark Mar 23 '23

Oh Fuck, you're gonna make me spill my ear medicine!

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u/BubbaCutBear Mar 23 '23

No one ever puts it back in Moleman.

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u/OGDonglover69 Mar 23 '23

Who’s that? Looks familiar

3

u/KentuckyFriedTaco Mar 23 '23

Hey Riley! Did you get a load of the nerd?

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u/Gummy_Joe Mar 23 '23

I can think of at least two things wrong with this meme.

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u/money_floyd13 Mar 23 '23

Okay I’ve gone long enough without asking. In all seriousness, what is the context of the woman used in these memes? This is some cultural thing I have completely missed.

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u/yodavesnothereman Mar 23 '23

The VD ! The VD!

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u/CKWade93 Mar 23 '23

I said DONT pull!

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u/davratta Mar 23 '23

my polished pecker ,er uh, geode must be acknowledged.

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u/AJWrecks Mar 23 '23

What a weird way to find out you and I are in the same Facebook page

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u/Chosty55 Mar 23 '23

My goggles. They do nothing

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u/firebun12 Mar 23 '23

The big c

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u/hgiwvac9 Mar 23 '23

Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.

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u/Nailwraps Mar 23 '23

Hey! That's a half-truth.

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u/SilvaFistz Mar 23 '23

"AaggaGGhGhghGhGhghhhh. Rock tumbler."