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u/prestron Mar 22 '23
Put it in "H"!
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u/hosspworrel Mar 22 '23
Dial H for Hornynousness
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u/prestron Mar 22 '23
The best meat's in the rump!
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u/JayEster Uh, OP, towel rack. Mar 22 '23
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
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u/BloodyRightNostril Mar 23 '23
Another hot beef injection!
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u/HooperAoapjm Mar 23 '23
Hahaha, no, I'm straight. As long as I take these injections every ten minutes.
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u/RamblyYorkshireman Mar 22 '23
"Woahhhh, put it back in. She's not done yet."
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u/ThingThatsJustBegun Mar 23 '23
My wife just asked what's so funny. She did not grow up watching the Simpsons nine times a day in syndication (she had friends...), and I don't know where to start with a response.
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u/Ausglass Mar 23 '23
Tell her you don’t win friends with salad
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u/RussiaIsBestGreen Mar 23 '23
I’d start with the birds and the bees to make sure you’re on the same page.
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u/C2H5OHNightSwimming Mar 23 '23
My boyfriend thinks we're a bunch of "extremely strange nerds". That said, after 3 years of living together he is also starting to spontaneously quote the Simpsons in everyday life. So...I guess I'll start calling him Cosmos because he's becoming one of us lol
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u/TrueBirch Mar 23 '23
Similar here, except I'm currently in a meeting for work on my other screen. Why did I turn on video for this meeting?!
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u/jhsegura11
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You know, r/simpsonsshitposting turned into a hardcore sex subreddit so gradually I didn't even notice.
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u/rokboks505 Mar 23 '23
Sex Cauldron!
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u/equazcion Mar 23 '23
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#1: I thought they shut this place down!
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u/SuperNntendoChlmers Mar 22 '23
"I'll have you know I wrote it down, number 4 and a half Riley Reid woohoo"
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u/bloodycankle Mar 22 '23
Take it out! Take it out!
Ow! Put it back in! Put it back in!
That was a close one. Want to go bowling?
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u/the_great_zyzogg Mar 22 '23
/r/simpsosshitposting turned into a hardcore sex cauldron so gradually, I barely noticed.
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u/YouTookMyMain Mar 22 '23
r/sex_cauldron! I thought they banned that sub!
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u/Cyno01 Mar 23 '23
I dont particularly want to go searching but im mildly curious what clever reference of a name the obligatory Simpsons R34 subreddit actually has...
r/maisonderriere is also not it.
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u/BigDraico Mr Gucci Loafers Mar 22 '23
The VD! The VD!
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u/yodavesnothereman Mar 23 '23
You know, I genuinely thought I would be the only one to come up with that gag and wasn't even sure if anyone else would appreciate it.
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u/atheist_libertarian Mar 23 '23
Homer: I swiped the penis from a porn site.
Sir, 6 inches are missing.
There’ll be no pornography then, I’ll tell the teenagers.
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u/Brim_Dunkleton Mar 23 '23
Super intendant, I was just… stretching her ass on the window seal! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
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u/el_moosemann Mar 23 '23
Stretching her ass? At this time of year?? In this part of the country??? Located entirely in your kitchen????
….May I see it?
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u/Gorkymalorki Mar 23 '23
My Riley is not a Communist. She may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist...but she is NOT a porn star.
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u/arj1985 Mar 22 '23
Link to the top video?
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u/maddasher Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23
Why is no one answering. This is a man of science, people!
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u/money_floyd13 Mar 23 '23
Okay I’ve gone long enough without asking. In all seriousness, what is the context of the woman used in these memes? This is some cultural thing I have completely missed.
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u/PoisoNFacecamO Mar 23 '23
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oh-fuck-put-it-back-in
Just a meme, not much to it
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u/hgiwvac9 Mar 23 '23
Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.
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u/HaoieZ Mar 22 '23
They'll never let us show that again, not in a million years!