r/holdmybeer • u/ConieConor • May 31 '23

HMB while I ski across this

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1.6k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/A_Coath May 31 '23

Vid ended too soon. I need to know if that guy in the back got a ski to the throat

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u/JeffLewis3142 May 31 '23

Decapitated

Clean off

6

u/Soggy_Property3076 May 31 '23

Took his head clean outside of the environment.

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u/5stringBS May 31 '23

Ouch.

30

u/oneuptwo May 31 '23

Right in the ribs.

15

u/Mispict May 31 '23

I'm thinking the pelvis took a bit of a punt too.

6

u/ThaUniversal May 31 '23

Yeah, that left hip for sure didn't stay in the socket.

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u/Spartan2470 May 31 '23

OP (ConieConor) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on March 17.

It got this submission/title from here.

Its first submission/title after waking up (i.e. "Came home to my dog looking unusually bloated. Was about to go to the ER until...") is a copy/paste of /u/Rafaelismydaddy's submission/title here.

Its submission/title and comment here is a copy/paste of /u/FearmyBeard21's submission/title here and /u/Fhalala's previous top comment.

For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), this page or this page may help to explain.

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u/alex3yoyo May 31 '23

Good bot

7

u/cipri_tom May 31 '23

Good bot!

Can't believe there is no category to report op under

20

u/OldManRiff May 31 '23

Everything was going great until it wasn't.

30

u/Aqua-Bear May 31 '23

I actually know this person. She was totally fine afterwards.

16

u/MassiveGrumper May 31 '23

what about the guy who caught the ski to the body in the background right as the video was ending?

16

u/indoRE May 31 '23

I actually knew that person

11

u/All_Thread May 31 '23

Hella dead.

5

u/JP058 May 31 '23

Head completely flew off and hit a kid. I know, cause I was the kid. His tooth cut my right nostril

1

u/jllena May 31 '23

Do you know where this is filmed?

4

u/Aqua-Bear May 31 '23

I think this was in Big Sky, MT.

15

u/D3AD_M3AT May 31 '23

I can see one ski about to take out an innocent bystander, but what happened to the other one ?

4

u/Wham-alama-ding-dong May 31 '23

To pieces you say?

2

u/TurdFurguss May 31 '23

I think it went off to the left when his leg was out of frame.

15

u/Bullrawg May 31 '23

Great use of slow mo here, only where needed chefs kiss

8

u/BendersV May 31 '23

Serious respect for keeping the action in frame, too!

7

u/Dhsu04 May 31 '23

Bounced off his peepee then murdered a spectator with the flying skid

4

u/Illustrious-Rice-168 May 31 '23

The ice helped numb the pain for him and to whoever those ski's flew to.

5

u/Mace_Thunderspear May 31 '23

Nailed it

1

u/Synlover123 May 31 '23

Happy Cake Day! Hope it's a great one for you! 🥳🥳🥳

3

u/Whole-Debate-9547 Jun 01 '23

Oh man. I’ve done this before, but never at this speed. Everytime I’ve ever done it or seen it done it’s been on the bunny slope so you have to really push hard on the lead up to get across it. I never did. It’s gotta be pretty close to joining a polar bear club. It’s hypothermia cold and you’re definitely done skiing for the day.

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u/candidly1 May 31 '23

Perfect forward 3/4; 10/10.

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u/SecondaryMans Jun 01 '23

I so wish there was sound to this 😂

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u/TwoFigsAndATwig May 31 '23

Nothing says "You are a dumbass" like ice crystals going across your body at 44 m/s. And then an American who wants to know what a meter per second is.

13

u/akoustikal May 31 '23

What is that in football fields per election cycle?

3

u/sacesu May 31 '23

50,582,692.80 American Football Fields per USA Presidential Cycle

1

u/West_Map4218 May 31 '23

Oh yes, that would hurt...

1

u/hbgbees May 31 '23

I feel like he probably got some rug burn on his stomach

1

u/Synlover123 May 31 '23

Aerial acrobatics: FAIL

1

u/larz66 Jun 01 '23

More like holdmyski, amirite?

1

u/theearcheR Jun 01 '23

She believe she can fly..

1

u/Solitary-Dolphin Jun 01 '23

Hold my beer while I get whacked in the head by a flying ski.

1

u/miev_ Jun 01 '23

his skis fell off so dead

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

Headed home

1

u/ChardCool1290 Jun 22 '23

beware of flying machetes.