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u/Viazon
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"If I break up with her during the flight, then she can't make a scene."
- That guy before the flight, probably
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u/delayedsunflower Jan 28 '23
I choose to believe that he broke up with her on the plane KNOWING this is exactly what would happen. It's the sort of place where people will remove you immediately for making a scene.
Imagine the nightmare it would be if you wanted to get her out of your home while she's in this sort of state.
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u/CinderellaManX Jan 28 '23 •
And her bags are already packed!
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u/red-eee Jan 28 '23
āIm going to do this and shit has to be efficientā. Dude is living in 2053
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u/imdumbfrman Jan 28 '23
Came here to say the same thing. I think that was absolutely the case. Is it inconsiderate of others? Absolutely. But he knew what he was doing.
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u/Anonymous7056 Jan 28 '23
Or it was unplanned. Odds are she wasn't exactly being pleasant before this, and he might have finally had enough.
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u/piratehat Jan 28 '23
It was a safe place for him to break up with her
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u/bublyDrinker Jan 28 '23 •
Iām a big proponent of the idea that if you are in any way afraid for your safety, or think youād be manipulated out of your choice, you can and should probably break up over a call or text.
I know it gets a bad reputation, but your if safety is at risk, you donāt āoweā them the opportunity to put you in danger.
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u/Rocket5454 Jan 28 '23
I've heard enough horror stories from people in toxic relationships who break up in person and regret immediately. Sometimes breaking up over text is the best option, or do what I did and do it somewhere public that's safe.
I met with my ex in the park that's a neutral public area where I felt the safest. He dad is a cop so I didn't want to meet at her place after the way I've heard him talk.
I know it may seem silly to some but that fear is very very real. If you're going to break up in person, do it somewhere you feel safest. In public while there are plenty of people around, it isn't a bad idea. It's definitely a safer method.
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u/ThirstyOne Jan 28 '23
Yeah, getting rid of a crazy bitch where she canāt call the cops and claim he hit her or anything. Based on her tantrum, this was a long time coming. He played it safe and let someone else handle her shit so she canāt lie and manipulate the situation.
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u/married44F Jan 28 '23
Hope she doesnāt have a key to his place or it will be trashed when he gets home
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u/tighterthanurgf Jan 28 '23
Thatās crazyā¦they were able to get ground crew on there mid-flight?
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u/Pure-Marsupial-9528 Jan 28 '23
Maybe the hysterics went on so long and aggressively they had to divert?
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u/JimmyTango Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
More likely the title is click bait and sheās throwing a fit for getting kicked off the plain and falls to the ground when they place their hands on her to try and delay the inevitable. Sheās halfway back on the plane and then they walk her up and she ducks into a seat. I doubt the boyfriend was sitting up there, sheās just going full Karen before sheās 30
Edit: yes Iām fully aware I left an autocorrect typo of plain instead of plane. Itās clearly spelled correctly in the next sentence. Iāve left the error intact bc some folks made jokes about the error and I am not trying to deprive Reddit commenters of appropriate context to their remarks.
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u/SnooRobots1533 Jan 28 '23 •
I think what happened is she saw a ufo and the pilot was her long dead father who died in the war. He just winked at her and before he sped off she saw that he had a gay lover as his copilot.
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u/MrNerzan Jan 28 '23
This seems to be the most plausible explanation
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u/burner2702 Jan 28 '23
Iāve had this happen to me so this backs up your explanation.
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u/Cocomojoe16 Jan 28 '23
More than likely the title is clickbate and she had a thatās so raven flashback of her time in Vietnam which caused her to go into a frenzied state.
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u/Dave-C Jan 28 '23
How dare you misspell plane. I didn't get a PHD in PHDs at the PHD School of Higher Education for people wanting a Higher Education who Currently Has None to see such things.
cleans monocle You Sir or Madam have ruined my day, good day to you!
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u/JimmyTango Jan 28 '23
Lol, best part is I have a degree in English from a top Uni and studied Anglo-Saxon and Latin. No excuses, but I donāt proofread my Reddit comments either.
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u/ThrowThisIntoSol Jan 28 '23 •
Fun fact: the ground crew is always hanging out just under the plane during the flight. How does anyone think the landing gear comes down. They rarely have to get pulled into the cabin for incidents like this.
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u/TheAndorran Jan 28 '23
They also manage the millions of tiny birds that keep the plane aloft. Itās a tough job.
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u/Fantastic-Berry-737 Jan 28 '23
Iāve seen some airlines use bees. One of them was even Jerry Seinfeld.
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u/FarewellAndroid Jan 28 '23
Itās funny to think that millions of tiny birds wouldāve been a more logical explanation than fossil fuels and jet engines to the average person 200 years ago
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u/TheAndorran Jan 28 '23
Imagine what will make a more logical explanation 200 years from now than fossil fuels and jet engines.
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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Jan 28 '23
Wesleyā¦ we about to land. Fetch mamaās pryinā bar soās I can get this landinā gear down.
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u/ThrowThisIntoSol Jan 28 '23
I see youāve worked the ground crew for Spirit Airlines.
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u/tighterthanurgf Jan 28 '23
You didnāt have to sign an NDA about that???? Now everybody is gonna know!
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u/mrrando69 Jan 28 '23
Love it when OPs get called out for salacious clickbait titles by observant redditors. Not sure why these people always feel the need to put a hat on a hat.
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u/mfdoorway Jan 28 '23
No kidding. As if āInsane screaming lady on an airplane who ruins everyone elseās day with her anticsā needs a juicier tagline.
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u/Ambitious-Bottle9394 Jan 28 '23
It sad that lady up.front had a baby being quiet as can be & a 20-30something woman throwing a tatrum
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u/annoellynlee Jan 28 '23
They probably had to divert to nearest airport and land to get her off
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u/RoosterTheReal Jan 28 '23
Thatās brilliant on the ex boyfriends part. Dump her mid flight on your way to vacation, she freaks out and gets kicked off. Now heās freeš. Time for a vacation.
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u/etfvidal Jan 28 '23 •
Or maybe he knew that this was the only time she was 100% weapon-free?
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u/Deep_Accident_4853 Jan 28 '23 •
Breaking up with crazy people step one. Use the TSA to disarm them.
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u/Dense-Entertainer-48 Jan 28 '23
Honestly, I would have broken up with an ex this way if I had thought about it.
She told me if I broke up with her sheād kill me or kill herself, she was insanely abusive and would claim she would lie and tell people I hit her and she would hit herself.
Causing a scene on an airplane means she loses that ability to lie about what happens immediately. You also often end up in a psych ward for 72 hours if you cause a plane to emergency land. So I would have broke up years earlier on a plane because Iād have witnesses to her hitting herself, screaming crying and hitting me, and then likely officers to help get her away from me.
If I had a Time Machine, Iād redo it immediately this way.
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u/ikeif Jan 28 '23
I mean, all those scenes of ābreaking up in a public placeā make a lot more sense.
I assumed it was āso you wouldnāt make a sceneā but itās also ālots of witnesses and possibly cameras for when you start making threats or claims that arenāt happening.ā
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u/ladyalot Jan 28 '23
Glad you're away from her now, that's a terrible abuse to live through. I hope you're feeling freer and have people who support you nearby.
The plane idea would be a tricky set up but worth a shot if there aren't people in your life who can help out especially. It's so important to have somebody who will trust and protect you, hell even someone in the room with you during a break up with an abuser if packing up and running away isn't available.
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u/brankinginthenorth Jan 28 '23
If the caption is true, this might actually be the reason and that's kind of scary/depressing.
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u/cbreezy456 Jan 28 '23
Not hard to see why he dumped her lol
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u/tighterthanurgf Jan 28 '23
Lol. I understand thatā¦I used to be a flight attendant. The title says sheās screaming her lungs out mid-flight, which is clearly not the case.
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u/walkingtalkingdread Jan 28 '23
that baby: ājesus christ, what a crybaby.ā
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u/GlitterfreshGore Jan 28 '23
I just sat next to an actual baby on my last flight. At first I was like āoh god here we goā but the baby was perfect the entire time. She was playful before takeoff and then slept the entire trip. Phew
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u/Jack_Hammond Jan 28 '23
I remember sitting next to a mother and her infant child on a three-hour domestic flight. At first I was wary that I'd be in for it. But an hour or so in, when the sun rose and filled the plane with a kind of picturesque morning glory, I looked over and saw mother and child at the window seat, asleep, framed perfectly by the sunrise. Any apprehension melted away, and I became too philosophical about the beauty of motherhood and all of that to care when the poor infant wailed in the last half hour or so.
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u/LadyEllaOfFrell Jan 28 '23
I once had to travel overseas with my five-month-old (a two-day trip with several flights and layovers) to attend a family funeral, and I was so apprehensive about other passengers hating us. She was pretty damn good for most of the flights, but I remember apologizing to one seat mate when I had to nurse her (baby had a disability and physically couldnāt take a bottle, but was too young for solids).
The woman said no worries, sheād had babies, too; and then when I finished nursing she offered to hold the baby the rest of the flight so I could sleep.
I cried.
Thanks for being decent to your seat mate when her baby wailed, is what Iām getting at. :)
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Jan 28 '23
Iāve flown over 2 million miles
anyone who gets on a parent over a āscreamingā baby is an asshole
obviously NO ONE is thrilled
but yelling at anxious parents is only going to make things worse
typically the issue is the baby canāt āpopā their ears (because theyāre a baby)
and if itās never happened to you, let me tell you itās INSANELY painful (like a large needle in your ear)
there are a few things you can try to help the child clear their ears (like stroking the babies throat to encourage them to swallow which might clear their ears), but otherwise you can only comfort the child
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u/never_graduating Jan 28 '23
Iām not gonna lie, I was totally with you on the discovery and appreciation of a beautiful moment of motherhoodā¦. And then you had me cackling. That was true motherhood right there though. Beauty and difficulty smooshed right up against each other.
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u/MongoBongoTown Jan 28 '23
The last half hour is almost always bad for small babies.
LPT for parents: give them a bottle/lollipop (depending on age) as you start the descent. It helps them adjust to the pressure change.
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u/cantthinkofxyz Jan 28 '23
Just remember the parents of these kids donāt want the babies to cry anymore than you. When I became a dad I realized quickly I donāt care what others think on flights because I have no control.
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u/skinflutecheesesalad Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
Was this two days ago? This is exactly what happened when I took my baby on the plane and the lady next to us seemed quite relieved lol
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u/RadiantZote Jan 28 '23
Last time I got on a flight I had the window seat and a couple sat next to me with their baby. They asked the flight attendant if there were any free seats available and the flight attendant was able to bump me up to economy plus with no one in the middle seat. It's always nice having that extra room when you're 6'2
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u/sansmemelordover9000 Jan 28 '23
Thatās so nice of them!
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u/biffNicholson Jan 28 '23
be nice to your flight crew every time, you can get some good bonus perks. not everytime but it does happen. I always say hi to them on the way in to the plane. dont try to chat them up, they are usually busy. but if I have a crap seat I always ask the purser onboard if any better seats are open once doors close, could I move to a it. Its worked tons of times, be nice, ask , then wait
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u/Double_Lingonberry98 Jan 28 '23
Wonders of Benadryl
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u/TahoeMoon Jan 28 '23
I used to jokingly say that you read the story of Princess Benadryl and Prince Valium. I'm still convinced that book would sell if someone were to write it.
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u/onliwenimtrunk
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Mile bye club.
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u/RobbertDownerJr Jan 28 '23 •
Talk about a turbulent relationship.
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u/Stoicsage86 Jan 28 '23 •
Fight or flight!
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u/RobbertDownerJr Jan 28 '23
Repel her??? I said propeller!!!
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u/bttrflyr Jan 28 '23
Propeller? I don't even know her!
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u/qweef_latina2021 Jan 28 '23
Fly, you fools!
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u/Kalimarv Jan 28 '23
Where's your wing man when you need him
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u/_makoccino_ Jan 28 '23
I don't have any awards to give or I would have begrudgingly given you one.
Accept my angry upvote instead.
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u/arsonist_1 Jan 28 '23
Reddit hasnāt given me a free award to gift since Christmas.
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u/SpellingBeChamp Jan 28 '23
Just for the sake of accuracy: they are on the ground in this video. Those employees are ground agents, not flight attendants.
So he might have broken up with her mid-flight, but this isn't in the air.
Still absolutely awful, though.
Source: former flight attendant
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u/Neither_Shake_2815 Jan 28 '23
I'd be pissed as fuck if she wasn't completely out of her mind and was just acting this way to make a scene. Think of the people who have to go off but now have to wait for your ass to be escorted off.
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u/TheGuinea1972 Jan 28 '23
That first scream and her dropping to the floor like a toddler who was just told "no". Yeah that's all an act for attention.
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u/No_Albatross_8475
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Note to self. Never break up with someone whilst trapped in a pressurised metal tube thousands of feet up in the air surrounded by 100s of people.
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u/hippyengineer Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
Note to self: If sheās going to react like this in public, you 100% should absolutely not break up with her in private. This person would totally injure herself and call the cops on you for dv.
Edit- Lol I guess a bunch of people read the words āon an airplaneā when I typed the words āin public.ā And want to start an argument based on that.
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u/SlamCakeMasta Jan 28 '23
Maybe thatās why it was done in a public place. She definitely would do some crazy shit if this is how she acts in public.
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u/Bluberrypotato Jan 28 '23
True but do it someplace where you can get away from them.
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u/v3621 Jan 28 '23
Yeah Iām not sure what breaking up with them on a public, impossible to leave, plane. Like youāre not doing either party favor getting that stuck with them after you break it. Needs an escape route
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u/def_not-a_cop Jan 28 '23
Yea maybe in the airport past security is the best spot. Public, no weapons, cops nearby, but can still leave. Best of all worlds.
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u/Jamba-Jew Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
That is why you book a window seat on the emergency exit row.
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u/Taco_ivore Jan 28 '23
Whatās funny is Iām sure he did it, hoping she wouldnāt make a scene in public. She proved him wrong.
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u/AKA_OneManArmy
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Hm. I wonder why he broke up with her. She seems so stable and chill.
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u/C-Note187 Jan 28 '23
lolz. ...her banshee scream in juxtaposition to the infant at 0:27 is what pushed me past my limits of understanding.
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u/CantaloupeCapable Jan 28 '23
That baby had some serious chill!
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u/markthe Jan 28 '23
And everybody saw the baby boarding and thought, "oh great, this kid is gonna scream the whole flight."
What a surprise for them!
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u/NewPresWhoDis Jan 28 '23
Baby looking around the entire plane going "Surprise, motherf*kers!!"
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u/LudovicoSpecs Jan 28 '23
Infant is definitely wondering WTF is going on. Look at its brow line.
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u/Patrick_Jewing Jan 28 '23
See, you, unlike her, possess something called empathy, that stops you from causing a scene in an enclosed public space hurting dozens of others.
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u/ryanmuller1089 Jan 28 '23
I mean he did fuck up by choosing to do it then and there because there is no where to go. Unless this was his plan to get her arrested/kicked off because he knew sheād react this way.
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u/proudbakunkinman Jan 28 '23
Yeah. I couldn't imagine breaking up some place where you're stuck with the person. Even in a restaurant, either of you can walk out. On a plane, there is no where to go and you're sitting right next to them. All I can think is he didn't plan to do it there but something she said or did finally pushed him over the edge to just do it. From what we can see in this video there is at least one good reason he may have for breaking up.
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u/_Apostate_ Jan 28 '23
That's what I think happened, they're probably either headed on a trip somewhere or on their way back from a trip, and either the trip was so miserable or the prospect of a trip with this woman so horrifying that something she said made him snap and say enough is enough, immediate breakup time
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u/drop_table_uname Jan 28 '23
I guess he chose this setting because he hoped she wouldn't make a scene in public. He was wrong.
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u/GuyTheyreTalkngAbout Jan 28 '23
Lol I've been this specific brand of wrong before. Not my favorite.
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u/Quirky_Dog5869 Jan 28 '23
If you know she'll cause a scene you better break up in public I guess so you've got witnesses.
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u/Khue Jan 28 '23
Doing it in a public space with a potential air marshal on board is probably the best chance my dude had to not be murdered instantly.
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u/LAthrowaway_25Lata Jan 28 '23
I wonder if doing it on the plane was strategic on his part. No way for there to not be witnesses once she lost her shit. Makes u wonder how she is behind closed doors, if sheās this level of crazy in front of people
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u/Ok-Suggestion-7965
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Link to part 2 please? This is getting good. š
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u/Same-Farm8624 Jan 28 '23
I went to the tiktok and it looks like part 2 hasn't dropped yet.
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u/RedCatte Jan 28 '23
Yeah.. that reaction is a little extreme to a breakup. Like, mentally unstable kinda reaction. I assume that he probably didnāt expect her to go crazy. I would assume she would have enough dignity to not go crazy.
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u/thepottsy Jan 28 '23
My guess is, he knew she was going to react poorly. He probably thought doing it in a confined space would make it better somehow. He was obviously wrong.
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u/McRambis Jan 28 '23
He wanted to breakup with her AND get her on the no-fly list as an extra bit of win.
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u/Cranky_nice_nice Jan 28 '23
plot twist: they were on their way to the Bahamas, nearly there. he already has his return trip booked. she gets no-flyād, he comes home and has several extra days to get moved across the country, change his name, and erase his social media presence before she makes her way home. heās a jerk, but kinda brilliant
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u/thepottsy Jan 28 '23
Lol, maybe. One has to wonder though, were they on their way to a destination, or on their way home from somewhere? Both are awkward, but if they were going to a vacation or something, thatās gonna be super awkward.
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u/McRambis Jan 28 '23
I have a friend who told his wife he wanted to divorce while on the way to an out-of-town wedding for a friend. He does not recommend doing that.
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u/TheMagicJankster Jan 28 '23
My step dad's first wife asked for a divorce on their way to his father's funeral
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u/AudZ0629 Jan 28 '23
Hah. Thatās harsh. My ex wife only bright her new boyfriend over and told me she wanted a divorce in front of him.
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u/skrilledcheese Jan 28 '23 •
With her reaction? You do it on the way home.
If you do it right before a 2 week trip to Cancun, she gets booted off, you try to enjoy yourself, but she has 2 weeks for crazy revenge. So you come home to menstrual blood finger paintings on your wall, your tires have been slashed, car windows broken, everything you care about has been torched.
If she gets booted off on your way home you got a few hours head start to change the locks, barricade the place, get some holy water etc.
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u/Poolofcheddar Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
I dated someone who would have reacted like this in public.
I tried to do it in private. We were living together. They absolutely refused to leave the house. They literally became dead weight and tried to do EVERYTHING to get me to take it back. He did not leave the house for 4 days. I stupidly relented, although I told myself: I'm going to have to be the one that leaves next time.
One afternoon I had the place to myself. I gathered everything I could expecting I had about a two-hour lead on him in the worst-case scenario. THAT time it took, and I was away from any of the aftermath. He held my remaining possessions hostage for three months until he realized I was holding firm.
Some people just can't be broken up with. They will take you down with them because it's such a personal affront to them. I always remember the line in Gone Girl when Ben Affleck says something like "when I found out Amy had disappeared I was secretly relieved." Thatās when I realized I was in a bad relationship and that it would ultimately end.
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u/jereman75 Jan 28 '23
Last year my gf broke up with me right as we were driving back home from vacation. Her kids and mine were in the car. That was about the most awkward 4 hour drive Iāve done. I didnāt scream though.
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u/thepottsy Jan 28 '23
I broke up with my ex, while on vacation at the beach, and then had to spend 3 days/nights stuck in a beach house with her, before driving 4 hours to get home. In my defense, I had planned to do it after we got back home, but she pushed me past my limits.
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u/throwaway2161980 Jan 28 '23
Honestly, I think sheās just crazier than shit and for whatever reason he had enough. Finally snapped and ended it. Cut to her losing it.
Source: same happened to a buddy of mine in a flight back from Mexico š
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u/Beneficial_Potato_85 Jan 28 '23
I bet he just had enough of her shit like this. He knew it was going to be Biblically bad no matter what and decided to just rip off the band aid in public so he had witnesses. She is probably the type who had threatened to "Gone Girl" herself if he ever broke things off between them.
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u/PuzzleheadedRough904 Jan 28 '23
Maybe he did it so he could move away and have her on the no fly list so it'd be harder for her to stalk him...
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u/SvedishFish Jan 28 '23
Or he wasn't planning to break up with her, but she was acting so awful that he just snapped and ended it.
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u/dechets-de-mariage Jan 28 '23
This must be it but I canāt fathom how doing it in a confined space where youāre sitting pressed against each other seemed like the best option.
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u/kryptonianCodeMonkey Jan 28 '23
Dude even if I were with the chillest girl in the world and wanted to break up with her, I wouldn't do it on a fucking plane midflight. Like best case scenario, you're now sitting awkwardly next to someone who wants to be nowhere near you right now. And as you boarded the flight together, you also likely planned to travel from the airport at your destination together, so unless they drove and you planned to call someone for a ride, get a taxi/uber/lyft or a rental car, whatever, you're also telling them they have to arrange for a ride at the last possible moment when they get off the plane. That's assuming they're not heading out on vacation together or something too and now there are hotel reservations and maybe prepaid costs on the line too.
Like just pretend to sleep until the flight is over, focus on getting your bags and to your car, drop them off and THEN tell them you want to break up. It will make it better and easier for both of you to have an easy exit from the conversation.
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u/Prestigious-Phase131 Jan 28 '23
No man would ever have me losing it like that in public, but at the same time....why break up on a plane? that just makes things even more awkward and you're stuck there with them.
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u/Boom9001 Jan 28 '23
I'd guess they got in some kind of argument where it resulted in that. Can't imagine someone would plan to breakup on a plane
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u/BigMax Jan 28 '23 •
Yeah, plenty of possibilities. Maybe they went on a vacation where she was a total disaster, and the whole time he's thinking "the second we get home this relationship is over." And he held it in, held it in, almost like having to pee while you're driving to a bathroom.
And she said or did one more crazy thing, and he just couldn't hold it in, knew in his brain that he shouldn't do it, but just like sometimes your bladder is going to ignore your brain and just let go, in this case his willpower finally collapsed, and he couldn't hold in that pressure anymore, he just let that stream of breakup energy flow.
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u/Zeakk1 Jan 28 '23
And the closer you get to the bathroom the harder it is to keep holding it once you've got that hope for relief so close to you.
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u/SLEEyawnPY Jan 28 '23
She's just vocalizing how I feel internally every time I have to fly economy on American, not convinced this necessarily has anything to do with a breakup.
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u/experfailist Jan 28 '23
My brotherās girlfriend of a year invited him on a 2 week coastal holiday with her family. Got there, checked in and she broke up with him.
He hiked the 1000kms home.
1988 or close to the year.
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u/kestrel151 Jan 28 '23
My hot take: The guy knew she was going to do this. And in the past and know it will get violent real quick. This was the only way he could think of to break up, have witnesses, and have a trained crew separate them before any battery occurs. She seems like the type where he even put his hands out to defend himself sheād press charges. He might be a genius.
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u/Prestigious-Phase131 Jan 28 '23
I guess, and doing it in public is smart if you're worried for your safety or don't want to deal with this kind of reaction by yourself. Though i'd just do it in the airport or something so I can make a quicker get away because I can't imagine how the rest of this flight went.
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u/kestrel151 Jan 28 '23
Agreed. At the gate, preferably while waiting on the flight home. Optimal breakup parameters.
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u/Fair-Ambition4531 Jan 28 '23
I can see why he broke up with her lmao
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u/BigDsLittleD Jan 28 '23
Poor fucker probably thought he'd avoid the hysterics if he did it on a plane.
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u/outofcontextsex Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
Then he was dumber than dogshit, when they tell you to break up with someone in public they mean in a restaurant where they can stomp out and go call their mama or best friend not when they're trapped with you in a tube 30,000 ft in the air, hell we've all seen another video of a poor girl getting broken up with on the airplane and that didn't go well either. Jesus, breaking up in text would have been better than this debacle.
Edit: *dumber lol
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u/curiousfun213 Jan 28 '23
ironically i think if you are concerned of hysterics - that person will provide them where the fuck ever without any shame lol
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u/Same-Farm8624 Jan 28 '23
Should have dumped her in the airport before boarding though.
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u/HaiKarate Jan 28 '23
"So, here's your ticket. You go down to Gate 53c; it's taking your ass back to Kansas. Me, I'm heading to Miami to celebrate leaving a toxic relationship."
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u/ultravioletblueberry Jan 28 '23
Absolutely I understand why, but what I can't wrap my head around is why he did it on a plane where he has to stay where he is and can't escape. Like did he expect her to be cheery and gung-ho then be okay to finish the flight sitting in extremely close proximity to him? He seems to be lacking some critical thinking.
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u/flamingoeater Jan 28 '23
Sometimes the moment just calls for it. She probably said/did something and was like that 'that's it.'
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u/kestrel151 Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
This is genius. He knew she would do this. A plane guarantees the green crew and cops take her off his hands.
Edit: fixed an autocorrect snafu
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u/GenericElucidation Jan 28 '23
This needs some verifiable context. I don't trust TikTok for factual and accurate headlines, and something like this probably made the news somewhere.
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u/hiwhyOK Jan 28 '23
Seriously, what's the point without context.
Just some lady screeching on plane, and a bunch of reddit randos trying to guess why?
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u/stayoffmygrass Jan 28 '23
So - she's single?
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u/RunTheJawns Jan 28 '23
And clearly a demon in the sack. And in the grocery store, and shit I think she's just an actual fucking demon
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u/mrblue387 Jan 28 '23
Anyone got a link for part 2 it drives me crazy to only see part 1 of a video like just post it all at once š¤¦āāļø
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u/Theres_a_Catch Jan 28 '23
No part 2 yet on https://www.tiktok.com/discover/travel-tmz
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u/st0rmbreak3r Jan 28 '23
When you get advice from your best friend to use a public place for the break up. š¤¦āāļø
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u/Ronotrow2 Jan 28 '23
That scream is chilling wtf. Is she screaming at him or the attendant trying to get her up out her seat? That scream in a street could get that guy beat up if people think she's being physically attacked, which is what I thought on hearing it. Serious issues.
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u/egonzo61 Jan 28 '23
Everyone is assuming that he planned to break up with her. Maybe it just sort of happened, like last straw type of thing. Like they were getting into an argument about something and he finally decided that this was the point of no return. I can't see this being planned. Break up on a full flight and have to sit next to her for the entire ride. He's probably sitting there, knowing that he made the right decision.
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u/PresentArea6919 Jan 28 '23
Well, this would be a good time to bring out the alcohol cart, ain't it that right boys?
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u/jcr3w91 Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
Theory: He breaks up on a plane because he knows she'll flip out and get escorted off the flight.
Edit: I'm an idiot. My gf is asleep next to me so I didn't have volume on or even see "mid flight." I'll just, not post next time lol.
As someone who's personally witnessed an abusive woman partner multiple times, my buddy did the same thing. Broke it off in public > she reacted similarly > police came. I never asked him if he feared her so much that that's why he broke up with her in public.
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u/drewskibfd Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
"Ma'am, you need to get off this plane. Here's your parachute."
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u/Snoo93969 Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 31 '23
āOn second thought, give me that backā
cue screaming slowly fading out in the distance
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u/TheDaemonette Jan 28 '23
Maam, would you like to come back to my honeymoon suite. I suddenly find myself on holiday and completely surrounded by spare time and no significant other.
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u/bushpotatoe Jan 28 '23
I hope that girl finds the help she needs someday. Her emotions clearly have a death grip on her.
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