r/blackmagicfuckery • u/frost-penguin • Mar 22 '23
Where did the stick go?? Removed - [1] Not BlackMagicFuckery
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u/LauraIngallsBlewMe Mar 22 '23
BLACKMAGICFUCKERY
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u/Yes-its-really-me Mar 22 '23
He's a witch. Burn him!
Get the pitchforks lads.
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u/Not-a-2d-terrarian Mar 22 '23
He turned me into a newt
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u/Yes-its-really-me Mar 22 '23
I have to say... For a newt you have impeccable spelling.
Maybe burning is a tad excessive. Possibly some mild flailing or dismemberment instead?
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u/Ray-Lazer Mar 22 '23
I'm so sick and tired of these over-edited videos, man. It's so obvious
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u/Catlord746 Mar 22 '23
Edited? He put it in his jacket
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u/TheReferencer101 Mar 22 '23
Oh yeah well I can see his jacket and I don’t see the stick
Explain that
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u/Pig_Of_Knowledge Mar 22 '23
exactly, us people with no sense of object permanence need an over detailed explanation THIS INSTANT
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u/Electronic_Zebra7917 Mar 22 '23
"This is skill and belongs on r/nextfuckinglevel . I can't believe how shitty this subreddit has gotten. " - some idiot soon
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u/Bodkin-Van-Horn Mar 22 '23
Clearly this is done with video editing, which is not supposed to be allowed on this sub!
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u/DeepSignature201 Mar 22 '23
Sadly, if that stick belonged to somebody there's no way to know. They're just going to have to accept its loss. Looks like a wooded area; perhaps a new and better stick can be found.
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u/Mr_Cleanish Mar 22 '23
Under normal circumstances, I would say this is shitposting, but honestly it's better than most of the stuff on here
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u/Zibani Mar 22 '23
Wow. 10/10.
I didn't think y'all could do it. But you surprised me.
You even made this post a pointless complaint that 'posts on this subreddit aren't black magic fuckery.' I guess you won't stop with this broken record bullshit until this subreddit is full of nothing but actual, legitimate wizardry.
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u/ToastedN4me Mar 22 '23
i wish i could understand how the things on this sub worked, my puny mortal brain can't think
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u/walkingdead1282 Mar 22 '23
This is the guy who trained my dad, next up the detached thumb and the bendy pencil.
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u/No_Astronaut9011 Mar 22 '23
The real twist is when one falls out of my pant leg then the original one falls out of my coat. Takes some light prep, a willingness to clench all day, and a serious talent for avoiding sneezing, but we can all admit the look on an audience face is worth the trouble. I’ve only ever lost two sticks so I’d say the learning curve is moderate.
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u/Proper_Access_6321 Mar 22 '23
I don’t know what happened to the stick, but why’d his penis fall off?
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u/Frallex1 Mar 22 '23
You know what, this is still more enjoyable than all of the recent posts this week
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u/knowitall190 Mar 22 '23
Wth he made it disappear then it came out his butt. With pants on at that. Burn that witch
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u/Caseman333 Mar 22 '23
He puts it in his jacket sloppily using his hands as a focal guard...nuff said
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u/MithrandirNY Mar 22 '23
Stick go bye-bye!
On a side note I, too, enjoyed eating lead paint chips as a child
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u/Square-Way-9751 Mar 22 '23
This man tricks his 5 year old grandson everyday with this and thinks the internet will also be impressed
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u/NewlyRecruitedidiot Mar 22 '23
Or maybe, the more likely cause here, just thought it would be a decent joke…
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