r/blackmagicfuckery Mar 22 '23

Where did the stick go?? Removed - [1] Not BlackMagicFuckery

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

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u/LauraIngallsBlewMe Mar 22 '23

BLACKMAGICFUCKERY

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u/Yes-its-really-me Mar 22 '23

He's a witch. Burn him!

Get the pitchforks lads.

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u/Not-a-2d-terrarian Mar 22 '23

He turned me into a newt

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u/Yes-its-really-me Mar 22 '23

I have to say... For a newt you have impeccable spelling.

Maybe burning is a tad excessive. Possibly some mild flailing or dismemberment instead?

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u/Weazelfish Mar 22 '23

Must be an edit, but goddamn if this isn't pro quality

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u/WpGgs Mar 22 '23

Magnet.

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u/Huggens Mar 22 '23

Definitely edited.

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u/Ray-Lazer Mar 22 '23

I'm so sick and tired of these over-edited videos, man. It's so obvious

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u/Catlord746 Mar 22 '23

Edited? He put it in his jacket

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u/TheReferencer101 Mar 22 '23

Oh yeah well I can see his jacket and I don’t see the stick

Explain that

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u/Pig_Of_Knowledge Mar 22 '23

exactly, us people with no sense of object permanence need an over detailed explanation THIS INSTANT

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u/sebikun Mar 22 '23

Okay damn. This guy fucks!

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u/sagefueledog32 Mar 22 '23

russ hanneman?

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u/Rioshinki Mar 22 '23

OH MY GOD IT CLIPPED BACK INTO EXISTENCE IN THE END

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u/Samuraion Mar 22 '23

IT ESCAPED THE BACK ROOMS HOLY SH-

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u/Electronic_Zebra7917 Mar 22 '23

"This is skill and belongs on r/nextfuckinglevel . I can't believe how shitty this subreddit has gotten. " - some idiot soon

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u/kn0wworries Mar 22 '23

Can we stop posting expert-level VFX clips?

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u/Bodkin-Van-Horn Mar 22 '23

Clearly this is done with video editing, which is not supposed to be allowed on this sub!

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u/Catlord746 Mar 22 '23

He put it in his jacket.

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u/iHateRollerCoaster Mar 22 '23

No it disappeared

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u/Mulan-Yang Mar 22 '23

you should go see eye doc

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u/dnoj Mar 22 '23

burn the witch

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u/DeepSignature201 Mar 22 '23

Sadly, if that stick belonged to somebody there's no way to know. They're just going to have to accept its loss. Looks like a wooded area; perhaps a new and better stick can be found.

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u/Mr_Cleanish Mar 22 '23

Under normal circumstances, I would say this is shitposting, but honestly it's better than most of the stuff on here

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u/Zibani Mar 22 '23

Wow. 10/10.

I didn't think y'all could do it. But you surprised me.

You even made this post a pointless complaint that 'posts on this subreddit aren't black magic fuckery.' I guess you won't stop with this broken record bullshit until this subreddit is full of nothing but actual, legitimate wizardry.

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u/Odd_Inter3st Mar 22 '23

They said the devil would be attractive…

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u/Awesome_1the1st Mar 22 '23

They weren't wrong

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u/ToastedN4me Mar 22 '23

i wish i could understand how the things on this sub worked, my puny mortal brain can't think

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u/Bornwitskillz Mar 22 '23

its like chris angel 2.0

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u/Edward_Tellerhands Mar 22 '23

There never was a stick.

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u/Aurzanny Mar 22 '23

Dear god...

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u/walkingdead1282 Mar 22 '23

This is the guy who trained my dad, next up the detached thumb and the bendy pencil.

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u/Xszit Mar 22 '23

What does he do for a finale? The gotcha nose?

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u/Severe-Stomach Mar 22 '23

I need to know how he does it, but I know I never will.

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u/Known-Potential-3603 Mar 22 '23

Awww! This is great! They are training magicians much better now.

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u/Successful-You1961 Mar 22 '23

Send him to Vegas☺️☺️

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Such a good chuckle XD love this person already

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u/GuerrillaDeVil Mar 22 '23

Ain’t no fuckin way bro, HOW!?

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u/Interkitten Mar 22 '23

I must be in the twilight zone. That’s insane!

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u/Panda_Kabob Mar 22 '23

I thought I was on r/realfuckingmagic for a moment!

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u/TheRumpleForesk1n Mar 22 '23

Honestly can't figure this one out. Can someone explain??

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u/Kr0pr0X Mar 22 '23

Finally! Some proper blackmagicfuckery!

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u/No_Astronaut9011 Mar 22 '23

The real twist is when one falls out of my pant leg then the original one falls out of my coat. Takes some light prep, a willingness to clench all day, and a serious talent for avoiding sneezing, but we can all admit the look on an audience face is worth the trouble. I’ve only ever lost two sticks so I’d say the learning curve is moderate.

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u/Gojizilla6391 Mar 22 '23

Wtf I thought real magic was impossible

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u/hacksoncode Mar 22 '23

Are we a joke to you?

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u/Zestyclose_Aerie9831 Mar 22 '23

Cover up in 5..4..3..2…

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u/Crazydiamond450 Mar 22 '23

That's some dark wizard shit

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u/anuspizza Mar 22 '23

Holy hell!

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u/SnappDraggin Mar 22 '23

Holy shit!! How even!

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u/ConvictJones Mar 22 '23

Please stop

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u/Proper_Access_6321 Mar 22 '23

I don’t know what happened to the stick, but why’d his penis fall off?

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u/TheHelpfulOtter Mar 22 '23

Mind: blown.

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u/Daeom Mar 22 '23

Someone please translate to help me figure it out

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u/barleyhogg1 Mar 22 '23

Burn the witch!

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u/chr7s777 Mar 22 '23

Imagine what he could do to you got him upset. .

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u/CrochetKing69420 Mar 22 '23

WHAT!!!1!!!!1!!!!1!????‽¿‽ 😟 😨 😟 🫨

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u/Frallex1 Mar 22 '23

You know what, this is still more enjoyable than all of the recent posts this week

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u/olmecwords Mar 22 '23

Jail him, he is a wizard with to much power

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u/thirstmaster69 Mar 22 '23

WE TAKE A BOTTLE IT BECOMES A GLASS . WHERE DID IT GO ITS IN MY ASS

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u/jedi1josh Mar 22 '23

It's a trick stick

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u/pianotimes Mar 22 '23

DUDEEEEEE WHAT

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u/Giuliano_Zhang Mar 22 '23

perfectly cut, audio is recommended

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u/Randomized007 Mar 22 '23

This is the good stuff

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u/ShadowRyder81 Mar 22 '23

It has to be magnets

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u/Kossef Mar 22 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/knowitall190 Mar 22 '23

Wth he made it disappear then it came out his butt. With pants on at that. Burn that witch

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u/morebuffs Mar 22 '23

Wow you sneaky son of a bitch how did you do it?

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u/DieselVoodoo Mar 22 '23

Steven Seagul School of Magic

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u/killergazebo Mar 22 '23

How the ***FUCK***?!

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u/Raider-bob Mar 22 '23

Half of top page is this.

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u/TedTyro Mar 22 '23

Now this guy is smooth.

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u/gary_juicy Mar 22 '23

I think he just put it in his jacket but I could be wrong

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u/Jumpman-x Mar 22 '23

Finally some real fuckin magic.

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u/iwillfightapenguin Mar 22 '23

How. The. Fuck.

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u/NefariousSeal Mar 22 '23

Finally, some good fucking content

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u/rekt555 Mar 22 '23

Dude took a dump in celebration of unexisting the stick

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u/relentless_death Mar 22 '23

Me wondering if i'm too tired to see it as magic or if its a joke

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u/Caseman333 Mar 22 '23

He puts it in his jacket sloppily using his hands as a focal guard...nuff said

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u/Former-Darkside Mar 22 '23

It’s in his freaking coat! Are y’all serious?

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u/Seafly42 Mar 22 '23

OPs mocking this sub…

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u/MithrandirNY Mar 22 '23

Stick go bye-bye!

On a side note I, too, enjoyed eating lead paint chips as a child

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u/Black_Light00 Mar 22 '23

Man didn't even try to hide he put it in his jacket

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u/peanut_ray Mar 22 '23

it's the point bud

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u/Square-Way-9751 Mar 22 '23

This man tricks his 5 year old grandson everyday with this and thinks the internet will also be impressed

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u/shtoCuka Mar 22 '23

We are impressed

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u/NewlyRecruitedidiot Mar 22 '23

Or maybe, the more likely cause here, just thought it would be a decent joke…

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u/Aurzanny Mar 22 '23

It's real bro