r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/metalbaird1 • Jun 03 '23

Dancing with some tabletop fire

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Uh oh

1.2k Upvotes

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u/No-Mix-7574 Jun 03 '23

“Hey! I got the fire.”

Loses the fire

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u/No-Mix-7574 Jun 03 '23

It was either that or fire crotch

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u/Horke Jun 14 '23

The crotch, the crotch, the crotch is on fire. We don′t need no water…

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u/ooSPECTACULARoo Jun 03 '23

Was hoping he would have a cooked sausage

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u/JackalandBadger Jun 03 '23

The soccer jersey told me everything I needed to know.

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u/mikeldmv Jun 04 '23

American football fans never act stupid, in my experiences.

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u/fried_green_baloney Jun 09 '23

They are very dignified, like a Quaker meeting.

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u/callycaggles Jun 03 '23

loathe city but their old badge was stylish

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u/Life-Hair-6350 Jun 03 '23

This one might not have been post worthy.

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u/AnAncientManInHer20s Jun 04 '23

I was thinking it was going to end so much worse...

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u/jlmonger Jun 04 '23

why we can't have nice things .....

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u/thsvnlwn Jun 03 '23

Shocking to know things like this actually happen.

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u/metalbaird1 Jun 03 '23

Shocking behaviour. I know!

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u/agnes0207ef Jun 04 '23

not have been post worthy.

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u/Nd3w Jun 03 '23

Oh my mind had that ending so much worse

1

u/Puzzled-Object6196 Jun 03 '23

I was hoping he would have roasted his nuts. Too bad, could have been funny!

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u/SaltInformation4082 Jun 04 '23

Now this was posted by a genuinely important person of society. And being facetious, I am not. Learning what not to do in life is exponentially more important than knowing what to do.

When you eliminate what not to do, look in the crucible, and what you are left is what you must do - Arthur Conan Doyle, for benefit of Sherlock Holmes (but said it much better than I ever will)

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u/Wolfie359 Jun 04 '23

These blokes is CHAVS they are!

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u/danger355 Jun 04 '23

Goodness gracious…

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u/CozmoCube30 Jun 05 '23

Welp, he got the fire alright

1

u/Cultural-Antelope497 Jun 06 '23

Plot twist "he didn't have the fire"

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u/-everyoneisgaybutme- Jun 14 '23

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 🎶