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Calling out distracted drivers. Cool

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u/Moonbreon 14d ago

shame is the goat motivator

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u/AnimationAtNight 14d ago

Only if the person feels shame

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u/pareech 14d ago

Seems like none of the idiots called out felt shame, as they all giggled like fucking idiots for being caught. Shit, my 6 year old shows more remorse when she does something she knows she shouldn't be doing. Fuck these mother fucking texting while driving assholes.

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u/yy98755 14d ago

Nervous smiling and/or laughing is called incongruous emotion.

These people were seen expressing emotional responses in front of thousands of strangers.

There’s a high probability their emotional responses were incongruous and not “look at me, I have no remorse, haha”.

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u/Corvus-Nox 13d ago

But also the last two were covering their faces: that’s a congruous display of shame. I think the commenter has never seen humans display emotion before.

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u/Crustacean2B 13d ago

Dude he psychoanalyzing people on Reddit of course he hasn't

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u/ocxtitan 13d ago

The irony lol

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u/kuba_mar 14d ago

Well how are they supposed to react? Break down crying?

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u/flyinchipmunk5 14d ago

Ole boy wanted the audience members to commit seppukku because that was the only way to retain their shamed honor lol.

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u/bigloser42 14d ago

I admit, I have looked at my phone while driving. I will now fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the ocean. It is the only way to regain my family’s honor.

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u/ChronicWombat 14d ago

Don't need shame to stop me doing it where I live, because the penalty is $600 and points.

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u/Hubsimaus 13d ago

Penalty should be based on income so it hurts everyone and not only the poor... For real, 600 bucks is spare change for so many people.

Once overheard a woman say that paying 600€ for a PS5 was no problem. I wanted to cry. I can't afford a fucking PS5...

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u/ErynEbnzr 13d ago

Finland does that, it's fucking great. Should be the case everywhere.

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u/Hubsimaus 13d ago

That's why I mentioned it. I live in Germany and hate that so much stuff is way too cheap, even middle class income would shrug those penalties off as change. While I would sit and cry...

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u/ChronicWombat 13d ago

Yep. I'm on the very painful end of that spectrum.

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u/ToiletKitty 13d ago

I will now fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the ocean.

As a woman with no pockets, that is sadly not an option for me. Enjoy the pockets!

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u/bigloser42 13d ago

Yet another way men’s clothing is more versatile! The suppression of women just will not end. All genders should be able to fill their pockets with rocks and walk into the ocean. It’s not fair that you would have to fill your purse and carry that into the ocean.

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u/Ballotorthebull3t 14d ago

Come on now, let's not ruin everyone's good time. We will murder them after the game.

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 14d ago Brighten My Day

Found the Flyers fan.

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u/Mysterious-Ant-5985 13d ago

You say that as if Gritty wouldn’t do it during intermission.

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 13d ago

"I fear no man, but that...thing...it scares me."

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u/MJZMan 14d ago

Do them on the ice during intermission

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u/DoingCharleyWork 13d ago

What do math puzzles have to do with this?

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u/Zealousideal-Feed156 14d ago

The woman covering her face with shame was pretty apropos.

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u/-newlife 14d ago

The one saying “I’m sorry” seem like she was embarrassed to get caught

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u/BootyThunder 14d ago

I mean smiling and trying to cover your face like these people did is a pretty solid sign of embarrassment. I’d have down the same thing and I’d be fucking embarrassed. I’d say this was a pretty good stunt and hopefully made people think twice before texting and driving.

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u/Wiggletons 14d ago

If you had any social experience you would know that nervous laughing is a pretty appropriate response here.

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u/wererat2000 13d ago

If you had any social experience

It's reddit.

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u/gandhis_son 14d ago

This one of those Reddit comments you can just tell where they don’t actually interact with real people

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u/SunflowerRosey 14d ago

tbf, one of my immediate responses to being called out like that might be nervous laughter. not actual laughter but being nervous would look the same sometimes

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u/Addictedto1 14d ago

Believe me some of them are a shame, but that doesn't mean they will show it they you want it to be.

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u/Aegi 14d ago

Also, they are showing embarrassment and shame, I think the people who don't see that either just didn't care enough to look closely, or are potentially on the spectrum because it's pretty fucking obvious and one of them even mouths " I'm sorry" lol

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u/Moonbreon 14d ago

yeah its pretty fuckin obvious lol

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u/Duce_de_Zoop 14d ago

They should KILL THEMSELVES NOW!!! there is no redemption, only DEATH. DEATH! DEATH TO THEM ALL!!!!

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u/BillyNoMates12 14d ago

Calm down dude. Holy shit. What do you want them to beg for forgiveness on the tron? Take a Xanax bud

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u/glacierre2 14d ago

Nervous laughter is a common involuntary response to discomfort.

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u/Aegi 14d ago

Are you on the spectrum?

I'm not being mean, but particularly that woman towards the end, but with all of them their body language is pretty apparently nervous and that's more like defense mechanisms style laughing then actually appreciating the humor.. although the first guy does kind of seem to fall into both categories.

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u/NotAmericanMate 13d ago

Come on man, you don't need to bring the spectrum and mental illness into every little thing.

Sometimes the answer is much much simpler.

He's a redditor.

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u/PsyFiFungi 13d ago

There's a difference?

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u/JakeyJelly 14d ago

I'm sorry but how did you want them to react did you want them to proceed to punch anyone that boo them? or run out of the stadium in tears like it's an episode of Maury?

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u/shushslushie 14d ago

Do fines deter? Do they enforce it across the state? We don't even have traffic police here (major city) to enforce anything. Police have went as far as saying they won't be pulling people over for anything because of risk. Jurisdictions aren't using cameras to any capacity that deters.

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u/Aegi 14d ago

They do, but the most effective, even more effective than offering rewards, is essentially the equivalent of taking $50 from people and offering it back to them if they do whatever the requirement is.

There's actually been lots of studies on this and both from a business and biology standpoint there's a lot of reason to continue studying the differences between decisions and the motivations behind them.

But yeah, for whatever variety of reasons, probably hundreds of reasons working in concert, the average human being is more motivated by getting back what they already felt was there's then by either gaining something potentially new, or the threat of losing something they currently have.

I don't know that I'm smart enough to know how it could be done in an experiment, but I feel that there has to be at least a fourth version of motivation (while staying in the context) they could test motivation based on those three possibilities being done on other people, not the individual being tested.

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u/TheLastDabSauce 14d ago

This feels a lot like the whole Australian 'voting tax'. Basically you get a rebate if you vote.

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u/TyaTheOlive Hit or Miss? 14d ago

Obligatory "If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”

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u/wellshire 14d ago

Tons of people have no shame. Shame isn't preventing the war from annihilating itself. Fear of total destruction is the goat motivation

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u/Aegi 14d ago

I'd argue nearly everybody but certain cluster B personality disorders is capable of shame, whether or not they've felt it is up to us as society.

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u/MonkeyPawClause 14d ago

Avoidant personality disorder says…not for everyone.

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u/the_punn-isher 14d ago

Half expected him to put a glitter bomb under their chair.

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u/ChimpBrisket 14d ago

The goativator, if you will.

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u/LBGW_experiment 13d ago

Shame you only got a single additional upvote. It was the first thing I thought of lol

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u/RespectableThug 14d ago

That may be its whole evolutionary reason for existing

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u/implacableminbar 13d ago

It is the premiere motivator of suicide too.

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u/LemonHerb 14d ago

Just stare at your phone if you get picked out

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u/hooDio 14d ago

gotta go full circle

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u/cousgoose 14d ago

See, now that would have sent this joke to another level. Last person caught just too distracted to notice anything going on lmao.

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u/sailorboyohmy 14d ago

This is called doubling-down.

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u/JewPhone_WhoDis 14d ago

As a sharks fan, I expected to see a losing score.

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u/ultraplusstretch 14d ago

Called the fuck out, you love to see it. 👏👏👏

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u/EdithDich 14d ago

I would imagine these are all actors to ensure no one freaks out. Still gets the same point across either way.

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u/YourLoveLife 14d ago

I have a friend who does these types of things for the Canucks, essentially everything like this, even some kiss cams, are fake.

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u/Jackiedees 13d ago

I was on the kiss cam with my fiancee once. They just asked us ahead of time if we were okay with it and then at the next commercial break they put the camera on us. So it wasn't really a "live reaction", but it wasn't like we were paid actors lol

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u/275MPHFordGT40 13d ago

It’s pretty cool that they ask of you’re okay with it

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u/Jackiedees 13d ago

Yeah, agreed. I've always kind of wondered if they did or not because to be honest, assuming two people should kiss because they're sitting together and being assumed as hetero is pretty weird.

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u/ice_mop 14d ago

It goes further than that. We're all living in a simulation, we are essentially fake. Nothing we do is real. Nothing we do matters. There have already been several glitches since we broke time and space by glitching past the walls and don't get me started on the large Hadron collider, single handedly causes multiple reality merges and wiped out dozens of others. You know the Mandela effect? Yup! Exactly. That's also why time seems to be all fucky too. Anyway, I won't bore you further, but things are about to get real bad in 2025, so buckle up kiddos, because those evil twins consciousnesses are gonna start merging. You heard it here first. Send me money.

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u/Kwerqs 14d ago

I sent you money and it duplicated in my bank account 😐 what is this place?

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u/montroller 13d ago

Devs already know about the infinite money glitch but since it only works when sending to certain accounts they don't care. It actually works on my account if anyone wants to try it, just dm me for my cashapp

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u/Andyinater 14d ago

Idk what this is, but your internet etiquette is outstanding.

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u/-hx 13d ago

This did read exactly like a comment from Eric didn't it

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u/dime_is_a_titan 13d ago

bounced on my boy's large hadron collider to this

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u/lenisefitz 13d ago

I've been on the Canuk kiss cam, it wasn't fake.

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u/YourLoveLife 13d ago

That’s why i said some.

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u/-Badger2- 14d ago

I know the United Center in Chicago literally hires Second City impov actors to perform these things.

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u/ALPHA_sh 14d ago

its Mark Rober so who knows

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u/Content_Flamingo_583 13d ago

If they weren’t actors, the definitely got signed releases from everyone beforehand. Also so no one freaks out (as in, sues the stadium).

Also, as much fun as this ad was for the audience, I don’t think stadiums are into publicly shaming their customers for breaking traffic laws. They certainly wanted to make sure anyone featured was okay with it beforehand.

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u/thomasthehipposlayer 13d ago

I mean, first guy kinda gets a pass since the vehicle wasn’t actually in motion

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u/SMFCAU 14d ago

Australia doesn't fuck around with this

Depending on which state you live in, the fine for using a mobile phone whilst driving is anywhere from ~$350 to $1,000+

Most states also have (or are in the process of introducing) cameras which can detect people using their phones whilst driving.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11962497/Mobile-phone-detection-cameras-spot-devices-fine-drivers-NSW-Queensland-Victoria.html

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u/TheRealWatermelon420 14d ago

350-1000$ is fuck all for the wealthy, we need income percentage based fines.

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u/TransCabbage 14d ago

It's a fine plus 4 demerit points on your licence. If you get 12 dermit points in a 3 year window you lose your licence. Most driving related violations result in you getting demerit points plus a fine.

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u/Chemical_Willow5415 14d ago

15 demerit points and you get a full disadjulation.

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u/Gengar0 14d ago

18 points and you get a total disembowlement

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u/KeeperOfTheGood 14d ago

23 points and they make you interact with an ibis.

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u/GiddiOne 13d ago

26 points and you are "volunteered" as a drop bear handler.

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u/nexhaus 14d ago

I mean removed the person who would be distracted from driving and points on license wouldn’t be an issue so yeah your 100% correctamundo

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 14d ago

That's totally fine. That means they're not driving texting.

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u/ParticularChain6272 14d ago

You also lose demerit points on your license. If you lose all your points they cancel your license and you can’t drive for a couple years. No amount of being rich is gonna get your license back.

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u/Long_Educational 14d ago

If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then the law doesn't apply to the wealthy.

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u/Mattyyflo 14d ago

Which is why an income % based system is a good idea if fines are going to be used as a penalty. Even the filthy rich who wouldn’t feel a dent in their wallet after being fined >5% of their income will still result in a hefty contribution the state Transportation Fund or the local town they got pulled over in. Plus, after a couple/few more tickets even those with an 8fig income will start to feel the financial loss and (hopefully) change their behavior. All that being said, suspending someone’s license should be considered as an alternative penalty for first-time offenders imo

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

That still doesn't work.

Where you're poor and ALL of your money is going towards living. Whatever percent you come up with hurts the poor more than the rich.

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u/Rooged 14d ago

Imagine getting a $300 fine when that's all the money you have left that month after you pay bills. Absolutely devastating.

What's the equivalent for rich people? A fine that you have to pay by forfeiting 80% of your real estate portfolio? It's a ridiculous comparison and really goes to show that virtually no amount of money is truly going to have the same impact on someone in the upper class

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

That's exactly right.

Not sure where you're from but in Australia we have a 10% tax on all goods and services, GST.

Not that it comes up in conversation often but whenever it does no one understands what I'm talking about when I try saying that it's a huge tax on the poor and a nothing tax on the rich.

They think its a fair tax for all and like the idea, me and who I associate with are pretty mid to low income earners. But people don't understand this concept.

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u/Rooged 14d ago

Reminds me a lot of this cartoon contrasting equality and equity

Like yeah it's fair in the sense that everyone pays an equal amount, but that amount affects everyone differently

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u/Aegi 14d ago

Well that's why in this example you would do it as a percentage of disposable income, not yearly income.

But I thought punishment or whatever we're supposed to be about restitution, not punishment itself?

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u/independent-pigeon 14d ago

That's not a good argument. If you get a ticket you're paying either way and paying a % of your income costs less than a lump sum

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u/maafuka 13d ago

We have a demerit point system in Australia

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u/JestersHat 14d ago

You get a 1,5x monthly salary fine for drinking and driving in Norway.

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u/ClydeDavidson 13d ago

Yes thank you. Fines are targeted at poor people.

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u/Whitenleaf131 14d ago

It's the same where I live in Canada. I was recently in a State where they allow distracted driving and it was so scary and strange to see the person beside me in traffic scrolling through Pinterest!

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u/dookieshoes88 14d ago

Who tf is still using Pinterest?

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u/Whitenleaf131 14d ago

That's part of what made it so scary!

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u/endisnigh-ish 14d ago

In Norway it's 970$. The most expensive fine in traffic that does not automatically delete your drivers licence or put you in jail.

Fuck mobile using drivers.

https://nye.naf.no/trafikksikkerhet/trygg-i-trafikken/mobilbruk-i-bil

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u/mr_plehbody 14d ago

Damn i use my phone for gps while driving, id have to break out ye old mapquest printed out maps lol

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u/SMFCAU 14d ago

Slightly different rules depending on which state you're in, but generally you can still use a phone for navigation, provided that it's in a dedicated mount/holder and you don't actually need to touch it whilst driving.

EG:

You can only use your mobile phone if it’s secured in a cradle affixed to your car, or it can be operated without touch, and only to:

  • Make or receive audio phone calls.
  • Use audio functions.
  • Navigate.

All other mobile phone use while driving is prohibited. This includes email, texting, playing games, taking photos or video, or using any other functions on your phone.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MUSIC 14d ago

The amount of cunts I still see using their phones on the road. I can drive for 5 minutes and I can guarantee I’ll see at least 3 people texting.

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u/United_Reality4157 14d ago

I'm super okey with this , a sob killed my dog while driving with a f cellphone at hand , so if i ever meet this guy in public im going to buy him a pizza

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u/IHaveABigDuvet 14d ago

Is a pizza a euphemism for a weapon, or did you just hate your dog?

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u/United_Reality4157 14d ago

I mean the guy from the tiktok the one that made the public safety skit

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u/hugs_for_druggs 14d ago

Pretty sure he’s like a former nasa rocket scientist or something. Isn’t it the same guy who made those glitter bomb videos?

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u/DeadPlayerWalking 13d ago

Mark Rober. He won't let you forget it.

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u/Lather 13d ago

If I was a former nasa rocket scientist I would absolutely bring it up every other sentence.

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u/appdevil 14d ago

Yep that's the guy

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u/IHaveABigDuvet 14d ago

Oh ok ahaha

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Same thing but NEARLY killed my dog. $1600 and a few weeks later she was ok, but never the same.

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u/Legionof1 14d ago

Did your dog run into the road or did they run off the road?

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u/United_Reality4157 14d ago

Off the road

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u/Legionof1 14d ago

Fuck that person.

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u/Chuckt3st4 13d ago

Does it really make a diference? Plenty of dogs have crossed me while driving, but I dont drive like a maniac so I always stop in time or avoid them.

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u/Dopedandyduddette 13d ago

No.

But cager brains want to defend their activity causing death as not their fault.

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u/melflaelff 14d ago

Dude I’m all for the shaming. Bring it the fuck on, this shit is hilarious. The thought of killing someone won’t stop them from texting and driving but a little public shaming definitely will next time!

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u/Haveabadtime01 14d ago

Definition of Chaotic Good

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u/I_am_Nic 14d ago

I have my driving licence a little over a decade and NEVER used my phone while driving. Why do so many people use it?

Also what is funny about this? You should boo those idiots.

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u/lutra_lutra1 13d ago

These people are so dumb they feel no shame. Sooner or later they’ll hit someone or something and even then they’ll likely shrug it off. There is not a single braincell shared among these people by the looks of it.

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u/DoubleGoon 13d ago

We are addicted to our phones and spend too much time in our cars. r/FuckCars

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u/SkinnyBuddha89 14d ago

Eh first dudes stopped and could literally be pullin up his ticket for parking for all we know. Third lady was pretty bad

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u/matttcheeww 13d ago

The first dudes problem was that he was wearing an away team jersey :(

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u/Lington 9d ago

That was my first thought. At my local hockey stadium we need to get our parking tickets out on our phones to show them as we enter, and then show multiple other people along the way if your spot is up close

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u/AccountFun8859 14d ago

How were the people picked out in that crowd?

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u/Traditional-Flow-344 14d ago

What do you mean? Seems like they just took pictures of people driving into the stadium and then flagged which seat their tickets were for when they scanned them on the way in.

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u/Sykes19 14d ago

More likely they had the entire first half/quarter of the game for the camera crews to seek them out in the audience. They do the same thing for other things like kiss cams or "lookalike" skits too. Once they picked them out of the crowd, they just played the video and swapped to and from the cameras being used by a crew who already found them from earlier in the game.

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u/LaVieEnRoseLavelle 14d ago

I’m not sharing this to shame you or anything but it’s hilarious to me that you hedged your bet by putting half/quarter when Hockey uses 3 “periods” and therefore cannot be quartered or halved.

Your overall point still stands. Not trying to be a pedantic douche I just thought it was funny.

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u/IlREDACTEDlI 14d ago edited 14d ago

He had 3 options and picked the wrong two lmao so close! So funny

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u/Sykes19 13d ago

I actually had no idea lmfao, I made a guess. I am admittedly ignorant to all things hockey.

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u/-ArthurDigbySellers- 14d ago

Lol. What a pedantic douche.

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u/LaVieEnRoseLavelle 14d ago

Damnit, I knew it.

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u/_mach 14d ago

I get the feeling that there's a video showing some sorta tech solution that solved all of this, y'know, since it's Mark Rober?

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u/InsufficientClone 14d ago

Can also see the people seem to know it was coming, they reacted soon as the guy started talking, so some permission must have also been asked

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u/hydrogenbound 14d ago

Yeah they are usually set up by and paid as actors.

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u/Telemachus70 14d ago

I'm guessing they were approached by the arena staff and asked for permission that way. That's what happened to me.

I saw the lady with the uniform and clipboard looking around, we made eye contact, and an hour later, i was playing hungry, hungry hippos on a rainbow ice. Fun as hell. We came in 2nd.

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u/LegitimateApricot4 14d ago

Hey look at your phone for us in stop and go traffic while you wait to park, will you?

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u/vin_van_go 14d ago

the camera men panned, the ai detected...

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u/whiskeybusinesses808 14d ago

This guy worked for nasa and makes science videos on YT. Calls out porch pirates with glitter bombs, calls out scammer companies. He uses his science brain to get bad guys/teach kids about science. Its like his MO. My kid loves him.

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u/GreenDemonClean 14d ago

I might be your kid

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u/whiskeybusinesses808 14d ago

I knew I forgot you somewhere!

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u/thedudley 14d ago

Also… they all look like they’re at the parking entrance. And the parking pass is pre-sold on your phone. Soooo… they were kinda set up.

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u/MilwaukeeDave 14d ago

Could be staged actors.

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u/JakeBoffin 14d ago

Could be Martians

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u/MilwaukeeDave 14d ago

Hiding in plain sight on kiss cam is the ultimate assimilation.

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u/_drDawkter 14d ago

all three obviously work for the team

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u/EatTheAndrewPencil 14d ago edited 13d ago

I genuinely think it is staged. Weird coincidence that all of them were super invested in the jumbotron, none of them happened to go to the bathroom, were on their phones (how one might think people who text while driving would be during downtime at a sports event) or juggling food/drinks.

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u/Higais 14d ago

The Sharks haven't been doing great recently there's not that many people to pick from 🤣🤣

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u/bacongorilla 13d ago

Ok but first dude was completely stationary

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u/Legionof1 14d ago

The last 2 I agree with, the first guy was stopped, its legal (at least in my state) to look at your phone while stopped.

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u/notmyrealnam3 14d ago

it really shouldn't be a joke - texting and driving is super dangerous

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u/takes_many_shits 13d ago

It amazes me how we have lost respect for what cars really are.

Its a two ton block of metal that can accelerate at high speed and has the strenght of many horses.

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u/aberdisco Doug Dimmadome 14d ago

It only appears to be a joke in the states. Elsewhere, especially Europe and East Asia, it's a hefty fine and substantial points on your licence.

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u/PotassiumPomegranate 14d ago

There are Hefty fines in the us to. The issue is our cops to jack shit.

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u/jamsd204 14d ago

Wish it was like that in the UK, I could count probably 10-20 drivers on there phone when I walk down a traffic heavy street, but guarantee if I got proof of it plus there number plate the police would so jack shit , more important stuff to do they'd say

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u/CombOverDownThere 14d ago

“public safety”

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u/plastic_jungle 14d ago

I assume that most of the captains on tiktok are auto generated because I see stuff like this in so many videos

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u/_mach 14d ago

I assume that most of the captains on tiktok are auto generated

Is this auto-generated, too?

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u/plastic_jungle 14d ago edited 14d ago

No? I don’t understand

Edit: I understand lmao whoosh

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u/Dr3ny 14d ago

Glad everyone can laugh about potentially killing traffic participants, so funny texting and driving

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u/Golden_showers 13d ago

America is so weird

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u/Chemmy 14d ago

Where’d they get the footage? You need to use a QR code on your phone to get into the parking lot attached to the Sharks arena.

I agree you shouldn’t text and drive, but I’d be annoyed if someone filmed me getting a phone only parking code ready to enter an arena so people could make fun of me.

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u/Competitive-Bill-114 14d ago edited 13d ago

Mark is a trasure

Edit: Treasure. But the trasure stays.

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u/Embrasse-moi 14d ago

These people called out are laughing now...until they hit a car/person...my brother and my cousin(separate instances) both got hit by distracted drivers. Years later, they still have body aches and go through physical therapy, especially my cousin who already has scoliosis, is in pain on certain positions which makes sitting on the same position painful.

It's seriously not worth the reply, like, comment, etc., That can wait.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

If you text and drive you are trash.

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u/The-Kid-Is-All-Right 12d ago

I wish this were the top comment but it’ll be more about “how’d they do this?”

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u/OilyRicardo 14d ago

Looked like first guy was at a stop light

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u/TheDamnRam 14d ago edited 14d ago

Goddamn Mark is such an awesome dude 🤣

Edit: Thank you all for the upvotes! I really appreciate it, but your clicks should go to the man himself, he deserves it more than me. Go on and keep making the world a better place, Mark!

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u/SamaramonM 13d ago

What the fuck is that edit

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u/ApostropheusDeletus 14d ago

Edit: Thank you all for the upvotes! I really appreciate it, but your clicks should go to the man himself, he deserves it more than me. Go on and keep making the world a better place, Mark!

Jesus Christ.

/r/AwardSpeechEdits

Mark's not gonna sleep with you, you know?

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u/PowertripSimp_AkaMOD 14d ago

but your clicks should go to the man himself, he deserves it more than me.

They’re upvotes, not dollars. There’s an infinite amount to hand out so don’t be weird about it.

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u/ListenToThatSound 13d ago edited 13d ago

Edit: Thank you all for the upvotes!

131 points 7 hours ago

Jesus dude, thanking people for the upvotes when you've only got 131? Those are rookie numbers.

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u/aleph_two_tiling 13d ago

My favorite thing he did is using his wealth to circumvent COVID travel restrictions a month after making a video about viral spread, just to film a video about sharks and blood. So inspirational!

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u/ShillingAndFarding 13d ago

Personally, I was really touched when he raised almost a million dollars for research on detecting autism early enough for abortion.

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u/Nintendogma 14d ago

The Shame Game: Public Edition. Fun for the whole family!

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u/TophatOwl_ 14d ago

Only the lowest of filth text and drive or drink and drive. Getting caught doing that should straight up lead to having your license revoked.

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u/agangofoldwomen 14d ago

There was a Colombian President who used a similar strategy to improve public safety. Basically had a whole bunch of mines shame people with big signs who were jay walking or ran red lights or did things unsafely. It worked very well.

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u/maczero 13d ago

Does it bother anyone else that he says public shaming but the text says public safety?

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u/BeeXman93 13d ago

This is awesome

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u/shrineless 13d ago

What pisses me off is this ain’t even funny and these fucking scrubs are laughing it up. That’s a 2 ton murder potential you’re driving motherfucker!

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u/MissAmmiSunwolf 13d ago

That is a good ad for texting while ghey be more cauios while driving now.

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u/RJD2-4000 13d ago

They should all be stoned to death.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Why do they think it’s funny - that’s the problem

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u/Jsquared1013 13d ago

Texting/etc on the phone while driving is legitimately worse than drunk driving. One of the major car magazines (can't remember if Road & Track or Car and Driver) did a test at a closed driver-training facility a few years back, and people messing with their phones (trying to read or reply to a text) had worse reaction times and got into more "crashes" (orange cone obstacles) than people over 0.08 BAC.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

thats actually good and progressive, but we are the kind of species that even when we are showen infront of whole stadium we still dont care and will keep using phone while driving.

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u/OkInvestigator7629 14d ago

ha-ha-ha they could've run over a child

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u/OverallResolve 13d ago

Why is everyone laughing? It’s not funny

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u/CONABANDS 14d ago

Fucking weird.