r/ThatsInsane • u/YourDogIsMyFriend • Jun 09 '23
United States top secret nuclear details, sat unprotected in a bathroom, in a semi-public residence in palm beach Florida.
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u/DrGonzo34 Jun 09 '23
Shitterās full!
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u/herefortime Jun 09 '23
The chandelier in the bathroom letās you know heās in touch with every day Americans.
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u/beltjones Jun 10 '23
Look beyond that, though. That isnāt a rich manās bathroom. The property brothers could throw that together in a three day weekend for $5k. A billionaire with a basic ass shower rod? I know itās not his personal bathroom, but itās hot garbage.
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u/Villanellesnexthit Jun 10 '23
I think that vanity is from Costco
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u/beltjones Jun 10 '23
I knew I had seen it somewhere. I think youāre being 100% serious and so am I. āIām looking like a boss though, in head to toe Costco.ā
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u/phevenor Jun 10 '23
Are those Kirkland jeans?
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u/innominateartery Jun 10 '23
Donāt mess with anyone in Kirkland jeans. They know what it takes to live, but theyāre not afraid to die.
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u/FlightExtension8825 Jun 10 '23
It's like when you see a house with some add-on Greek columns or a wrought iron lamppost. It always ends up looking worse.
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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Jun 10 '23
The Kirkland sweatshirt and sweatpants were popular in streetwear trends a few months ago.
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u/KayotiK82 Jun 10 '23
That bathroom is the tackiest and gaudiest shit too. Shows you money can't buy you class.
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u/Traiklin Jun 10 '23
His Gold bathroom in Trump Tower showed he had no class.
It was also the nicest place he had.
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u/iSteve Jun 10 '23
Google Mar-a-Lago interiors pix. Incredibly opulent and tacky. It's a remarkable achievement.
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u/elspotto Jun 10 '23
Even I have a curved, oiled bronze look shower bar. And my faucet isnāt 2 inches away from the basin wall.
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u/Sanguineokapi Jun 10 '23
He doesnāt strike me as the kind of guy who bothers to wash his hands
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u/saft999 Jun 10 '23
Nah, his hands are so small he can wash them just fine with a faucet like that.
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u/TirbFurgusen Jun 10 '23
But is your faucet an upscaled replica of your penis after jerking it with bronzer?
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u/elspotto Jun 10 '23
Have you been to my house? And of course that design would have the faucet more than 2 inches from the basin, duh.
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u/TirbFurgusen Jun 10 '23
Probably not, nor is it likely I've seen your penis but were I to guess I would say it expands to four inches from the basin with warm water.
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u/yeeehhaaaa Jun 10 '23
Cheap bathroom and bad taste
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u/spunkdaddie Jun 10 '23
Thatās what Melania was impressed by.
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u/mybluecathasballs Jun 10 '23
I thought it was because:
He grabbed her by her pussy, or his huge hands, or his stable genius, or because she couldn't fathom his humbleness, or his military knowledge, or his ability to help the veterans (unless they died or were suckers), or his tax knowledge, or his... I'm tired.
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u/Traiklin Jun 10 '23
Nah, it was because he got her a
green cardEinstein VISA for Modeling, brought her whole illegal family to America and had an anchor baby with him so she can't be deported.You know, everything MAGA hates.
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u/erix84 Jun 10 '23
And the shower rod is being held up on one side by the window frame? And there's a window looking into the shower???
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u/No_Berry2976 Jun 10 '23
Affordable chandeliers exist. This is a weird bathroom. Itās as if somebody went for āit must look expensive, but should be affordableā and then just gave up. You are a 100% right with the shower rod, a slightly more affordable rod and a decent shower curtain would have made a better impression than a chandelier.
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u/ScottyPNoRagrets88 Jun 09 '23
If you think anyone in DC is in touch with every day Americans then I would call you an idiot lol
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u/ttaptt Jun 10 '23
Holy shit, that's hilarious. I thought antler chandeliers were ugly; that one takes the cake. Gaudy garbage hahahaaa
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u/TheVizslasDidIt Jun 10 '23
No one understood the Lampoonās reference
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u/NM-Redditor Jun 10 '23
I got it. Even the vision of Uncle Eddy standing there in his nasty, and frankly way too short, robe pumping out the shit from his RV popped into my head.
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u/SeparateSpend1542 Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 09 '23
Literally treating the countryās national security like shit
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u/YourDogIsMyFriend Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 10 '23
I mean reallllly look at that photo. Some of the United States most sensitive defense secrets, sitting next to a toilet. Un-fucking-guarded and obstructed by Trump the entire time. Itās absolute insanity.
Quite a fall from grace.
*seeing a lot of āwhat about Bidenās garage cache?ā Iām not going to defend him there. But thereās no comparison about how this all went down. Biden had 30 documents. Pence had xx amount. Both of them turned them over immediately, cooperated with the fbi and welcomed a full investigation. Trump immediately started obstructing, lying, hiding hundreds of unsecured documents for over a year. Then he attacked the FBI and judges and investigators.. by name. And he continued to lie saying they were declassifiedā¦ or that itās a witch hunt. Trump thinks heās above the law. Biden and Pence responsibly cooperated. Reasonable to believe they unknowingly had classified docs (mixed in with thousands of other docs). Irresponsible mistake vs Trumps willful deceit. Big difference.
Fun little icing on the cake here: https://www.salon.com/2022/08/11/signed-law-making-mishandling-of-classified-info-a-felony--now-it-may-come-back-to-haunt-him_partner/
** And bonus, ballroom boxes: https://i.imgur.com/HkEJIIx.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/k8UIxFs.jpg
***and the nuclear https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/09/five-revelations-trump-unsealed-indictment
****tbf, his uncle was very good with the nuclear. Thatās gotta count for something
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u/Hey_Batfink Jun 09 '23
āOur bathroom reading material is the best. Itās the greatest reading materialā¦ever!..ā
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u/bishpa Jun 10 '23
Trump made it abundantly clear that A) he knew it was illegal to have them, and B) It was absolutely no accident that he had them. He intended to keep them even after he was called out.
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u/loulan Jun 10 '23
How do we know he hasn't? All he had to do was to scan them, put them on a tiny USB drive, and hide the drive somewhere?
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u/Boubonic91 Jun 10 '23
We're talking about a man that had boxes full of documents piled up in his resort bathroom, among other places. He probably doesn't even know what a USB flash drive is.
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u/swiss_worker Jun 10 '23
But people using that bathroom might
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u/JohnWoosDoveGuy Jun 10 '23
Precisely. This is why he's being prosecuted. He's probably too dumb to espionage properly but he's enabling those around him to pull of some crazy stuff. Someone could have photos of all those documents on the way the Putin or Kim months ago.
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u/ServingTheMaster Jun 10 '23
At this point our intelligence services have to work under the assumption that every scrap of this material has been photographed and sent back to the kremlin
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u/BK456 Jun 10 '23
Regardless of where it went its basically no longer secret. Whoever got it wouldn't be afraid to sell it to anyone who paid enough. Several countries will line up for that.
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u/sineplussquare Jun 09 '23
Lol taking a shit next to documents that could topple the the worlds most powerful nation.
Before everyone starts the Ak-shoe-shoo-uh-leeee train, I know it could be debated. Just have my funny please.
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u/myfajahas400children Jun 10 '23
With the amount of poop particles that fly into the air after you flush a toilet Trump almost literally shat all over America's nuclear secrets
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u/Gwendolyn7777 Jun 09 '23
And look closer.....clean towels on the counter and tissues, this is a toilet that gets used regularly, not the shower, surely, but the toilet and or sink....but like others have said....this just shows boxes.
But I shouldn't think the inspector or whatever the person is called would put photos like this in indictment files without being able to prove what was in them....there is TONS of stuff they are not showing right now, I'm sure.
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u/retrospects Jun 10 '23
Biden also gave im them access to all his properties to look for more. All trump had to do was go āmy badā and give them back. The problem is he couldnāt give them the originals backā¦. He had already sold them.
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u/drunk_funky_chipmunk Jun 10 '23
Literally treating every American like shit with this shit surrounding the shitter.
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u/EacyYou Jun 09 '23
Looks similar to all the gas stations saying "no public restroom" but somehow I still get in.
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u/Krieghund Jun 10 '23
The only reason they have those signs is so they don't have to be ADA compliant.
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u/ifyoulovesatan Jun 10 '23
Or so they don't have to let "undesirables" in. It's a free license to be bigoted in any which way you choose (on top of the exclusion through not being ADA compliant).
(Not saying this is why someone might not have a public restroom, or that someone without a public restroom is necessarily doing that, but it's definitely a thing. My old boss would let certain people use our non-public restroom, and whether he realized it or not, his personal list of approved customers was pretty "homogenous" if you catch my drift)
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u/Barrett712 Jun 10 '23
Any other person who had a sheet of anything inside those boxes in their house would disappear to an undisclosed location.
And to see boxes of government secrets next to a toilet feels so surreal.
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u/penywinkle Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23
But it is a marble floored toilet with a Cristal chandelier and golden rococo framed mirror.
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u/VeryStillRightNow Jun 10 '23
Put carpet on the floor and it looks like my 90-year-old grandmother's bathroom.
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u/SpellingIsAhful Jun 10 '23
What's in those boxes? I'm a very anti-trump person but seriously curious what secrets you're referring to. I thought it was about an attack on Iran.
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u/LeoMarius Jun 10 '23
Two documents contained nuclear secrets, one domestic, and another an assessment of a foreign governmentās nuclear arsenal.
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u/Nonthares Jun 10 '23
to an undisclosed location.
This is being a touch dramatic. There are many cases of people mishandling classified documents, and the government never disappeared them. They simply went through the court system like any other criminal.
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u/Intheboxalready Jun 09 '23
Is that bathroom reading material?
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u/DrGonzo34 Jun 09 '23
If only he could readā¦
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u/Nevermind04 Jun 10 '23
No, but his Saudi Arabian pals can, and they paid Jared $2 billion for the privilege.
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u/PunkToTheFuture Jun 10 '23
How is everyone making bathroom jokes and not shaking with rage? This is the first reasonable comment I've found
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u/CashCow4u Jun 10 '23
Is that bathroom reading material?
Yes. Why do you think he was angry tweeting on the shitter at 3am, lol.
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u/OriginalUsername4482 Jun 10 '23
Do you all remember the 2018 story of the suspected Chinese spy walking around Mar-a-Lago?
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u/MaxFunkensteinDotSex Jun 10 '23
"I thought they were onto me so I told them I was just looking for a bathroom...and they just brought me right to the secret documents." -Chinese spy who can't figure out of this is a trap or not
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u/Public-Policy24 Jun 10 '23
"I... worked on gathering this Intel for years... and he... just... left it out... in the bathroom."
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u/phophofofo Jun 10 '23
I heard he ate something bad had to spend all night on the shitter. Poor guy.
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u/bootes_droid Jun 10 '23
Money really can't buy class, good lord
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u/SonOfTK421 Jun 10 '23
It does look incredibly underwhelming. Iāve seen nicer bathrooms in mid-tier banquet halls.
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u/SnowEmbarrassed377 Jun 10 '23
The plastic chandelier and matching wall light Dangly plastic isnāt doing it for you ?
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u/pairustwo Jun 10 '23
The combination of the chandelier and the compression shower curtain rod really says it all.
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u/Fleur_de_Lys_1 Jun 09 '23
Chandelier in a basement bathroom, classy. And it's hanging very low, strange.
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u/1971CB350 Jun 09 '23
Crystal chandelier and press-fit shower curtain rod. High class.
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u/Riemens Jun 10 '23
Yeah the dollar store curtain rod and shower curtain are what most stood out to me
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u/pchandler45 Jun 10 '23
Notice more boxes behind the shower curtain
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u/usedtodreddit Jun 10 '23
Yep.
The shower is stacked up so high with boxes they are peeking out above that press-fit shower curtain rod.
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u/EIephants Jun 09 '23
I didnāt think of this but someone once said that trumpās sense of decor is like if a homeless person imagined what being rich was. Gold toilets, chandelier in the shitter, etc.
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u/WiretapStudios Jun 10 '23
When the Apprentice first came on, they went to his place in NYC and when they walked inside I just started laughing. Everyone was pretending it was awesome, but it looks hilariously bad.
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u/blaxe_ Jun 09 '23
There are no basements in Florida, especially not in Palm Beach.
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u/Fleur_de_Lys_1 Jun 09 '23
That's true! Those basement windows make the room even weirder!
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u/KayotiK82 Jun 10 '23
I'd assume for privacy. Windows high enough to let natural light in while maintaining privacy. Id imagine this room is ground level. Not defending, but Mar-a- Lago just looks like an old run down dump that hasn't been renovated in a very long time.
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u/coblass Jun 09 '23
Why the hell are we storing top secret information in Liberaceās bathroom?
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u/neolobe Jun 10 '23
Trump is tacky and low rent. Liberace had class.
This is Liberaceās bathroom https://www.reviewjournal.com/homes/real-estate-millions/liberace-mansion-is-glittery-piece-of-las-vegas-history-video/attachment/major-work-was-done-on-liberaces-famous-master-bathroom-tonya-harvey-real-estate-millions/
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u/JeffGodOfTriscuits Jun 10 '23
Liberace was as tacky as Trump. Both are styled with gold and marble - the two things those with no taste think classy looks like.
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u/Left-Paper8770 Jun 10 '23
You think Liberace had a white plastic trash bin just sitting out? Tacky and low-rent are different.
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u/elderlybrain Jun 10 '23
Yeah, trumps bathroom looks ostentatious and cheap at the same time.
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u/generatorland Jun 10 '23
I am embarassed and scared to be an American when 40% of voters believe this steaming pile of sleaze is a viable leader. I miss real Conservatives. I miss civility. I miss commen sense.
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u/YourDogIsMyFriend Jun 10 '23
I used to be a conservative until 2004. When the swift boat ads turned my stomach upside down. That, mixed with Fox News calling anti war protestors unamericanā¦ started to snap me out of the Fox News haze. Voted Kerry registered Ind. Was excited for McCain for a minuteā¦ until Palin came along and I went out the next day and registered dem.
The rest of my family are still conservative and I really canāt see anything they stand for beyond tax cuts and owning libs. I asked my dad what he hates about Biden. āOpen bordersā. I asked him to forward me anything he could find about Biden āopening the bordersā. Still waiting on him.
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u/StewBear Jun 10 '23
I see the bots (or paid commenters) are out in full force. Itās not difficult to spot. The narrative will be what you create. Are the masses that scary? I think people (your Joeās of the world) just want to live a quality life. Nothing fancy. Just provide for their family like any other animal.
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u/hlamaresq Jun 09 '23
How many Saudis had to take a sh*t while at Mar a Lago discussing LIV tournaments at Trump properties?
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u/YourDogIsMyFriend Jun 09 '23
At lea$t 2 billion of them.
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u/Waitwhonow Jun 10 '23
Republicans and his own daughter realized that he is done.
Thats why there are now 4 candidates running for president- meaning that republicans dont all want to go with him now( like before)
A sign that his popularity is waning
Even his own daughter legally changed her last name to Kushner
And his attorneys have deserted him too
This is huge. He is Fucked
And if he isnt- we are all fucked.
If i was watching a TV show- i would basically be like ā this story is bullshitā
But itās fucking reality!!!
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u/red325is Jun 10 '23
no wonder saudiās are trying to raise oil prices. this creep already sold them secrets. they donāt give a flip about us
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u/Synchrotr0n Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23
It's absurd how this piece of shit isn't in preventive detention already considering how evident it is that he was selling privileged information to the highest bidders, no matter who they were.
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u/SadMap7915 Jun 10 '23
Let me tell you, folks, nobody, and I mean nobody, has a bathroom like mine. It's tremendous, just tremendous. You won't believe it. People come in, and they say, "Donald, this is the most incredible bathroom I've ever seen." And you know what? They're right!
First, my bathroom is filled with the best reading material, okay? We're talking about top-secret items, things I took from the White House. Nobody else has access to this stuff, believe me. I've got classified documents, reports, and intelligence briefings. It's like having my own personal Situation Room right there in my bathroom.
Now, I'm a very stable genius, so when I sit on that golden toilet, I like to stay informed. I grab those classified documents, and let me tell you, the information in there is unbelievable. It's so secret that even the deep state doesn't know about it. I'm reading about things that nobody else has a clue about. It's like I'm solving the mysteries of the universe while taking care of business.
And let me tell you, my friends, the things I've learned from those top-secret papers, it's incredible. I've discovered things that nobody else could have figured out. I've uncovered the truth, the real truth. The truth that the fake news won't report. And I'm doing it while sitting in the most luxurious bathroom, surrounded by gold, the best gold you've ever seen.
So, when I say my bathroom has the best reading material, I mean it. It's exclusive, it's classified, and it's the real deal. Nobody has a bathroom like mine. It's the best, folks, believe me. You won't find anything like it anywhere else. It's tremendous!
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u/ImprisonedRadical Jun 09 '23
Can we please lock this fucker up? Anyone else would be in prison awaiting trial.
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u/magmamadman Jun 10 '23
For everyone taking about āwhat about Bidenā please remember this -
Biden having classified documents doesnāt make Trump innocent. Youāre not upset at all that Trump did this shit. Youāre upset heās getting charged. You donāt care about the implications of Trumpās actions. You are just upset that your guy is fucked.
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u/quinnby1995 Jun 10 '23
Not to mention he gave them back immediately when asked.
Given the INSANE amt of information these guys need to see in order to make informed decisions, I kind of expect some boxes of stuff to still be scattered after administration changes.
The issue isn't even that he had the documents, if he just gave them all back when asked like a normal person, this wouldn't be happening, they're not charging him because he accidentally forgot to give back some documents, they're charging him because he knowingly tried to steal them, and not just steal them, but show them off to people who didn't have clearance...and admitting it...on tape.
Those entire arguments just prove people read what they want to read and nothing else.
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u/Under_Over_Thinker Jun 10 '23
Really, what reasons did trump have to do this? The only thing I can think of is to share this info with people who were not supposed to see it.
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u/kembik Jun 10 '23
Former Trump adviser Jared Kushner and former Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin received billions of dollars from the Saudis after leaving their White House jobs, according to a new report. https://www.mediaite.com/print/jared-kushner-and-steven-mnuchin-have-reportedly-secured-billions-from-saudi-government/
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u/Sterlingz Jun 10 '23
Classified information can be extremely valuable.
You could hit a jackpot with the right information.
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u/neoplastic_pleonasm Jun 10 '23
Everyone keeps saying it was to sell, which is totally plausible, but the indictment makes it sound like he did it because he enjoyed showing them off. He's literally on tape showing classified war plans (against "Country A", possibly Iran) to some authors and saying "Isn't that interesting?"
He totally could have been selling them, but somehow it makes me feel worse that he might have done it just to seem cool.
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u/Time-Earth8125 Jun 10 '23
I think it was during a Hannity interview where Trump said that Nixon got paid 18million dollars for stuff he took after resigning.
It seems like Trump's motive was pretty clear here
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u/tpx187 Jun 10 '23
The crazy shit is, if Trump decided to run on a pro vaccination platform and not crazy loon shit, he probably would have won reelection and been selling this shit as the president. And there would be nothing anyone could do.
Fuckin lock his ass up.
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u/CommercialPen4397 Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23
I can't believe so many people are okay with this. And if you're going to compare this to what Biden had, you're delusional. It's one thing to have things that are classified which are very mild in their sensitivity compared to the top secret stuff that Trump had... The difference also is that Trump just loaded up boxes and took it knowing full well that he didn't declassify it.
He was caught with the evidence.
He admitted to what he did.
Now he's trying to make the argument that he can do whatever he wants to do and his lawyers in sycophants are saying that we can't be holding president's accountable for the crimes they commit because.... Why exactly?
This guy is just not amusing anymore. He's in way over his head and he seems to be very afraid of Vladimir Putin and tries to make himself look Strong by antagonizing North korea, china, and Iran because he thinks it makes him look big.
He's a 2x impeached, convicted sex offender and now he is facing 10 years or more in jail for treason and other crimes.
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u/PDXalreadtused Jun 10 '23
They would call for execution if Obama or Clinton had done this. Clearly he saw dollar signs in those documents, it is absolutely espionage, what a traitor.
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u/Nubras Jun 10 '23
Hereās the āfunā part: they are still calling for the execution of those people. Today. While their guy does this.
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u/ignitedwolf9200 Jun 09 '23
If he wanted to hide it then he shouldāve kept all those in a hummer dealership
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Jun 10 '23
Plastic garbage can and a shower curtain and rod from Home Depot. Hardly the āluxury clubā sells Mar a Dumpo as.
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u/ciccioig Jun 10 '23
What a fucking parody... and that buffoon is still at large, rallying and vomiting crap from his mouth.
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u/fishingfool64 Jun 09 '23
Thatās a bathroom at Mar a lago? Yikes, Iāve worked all over palm beach island and that is an embarrassment
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u/Bleezy79 Jun 10 '23
We elected a con man, a grifter, a greasy sleaze ball into the highest office of the land. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT??
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u/kwagmire9764 Jun 10 '23
So gaudy
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u/YourDogIsMyFriend Jun 10 '23
Who, this guy? https://i.imgur.com/bcTC4xd.jpg
Like a Russian oligarch threw up all over the place
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u/gods-chewtoy Jun 10 '23
I'm having doubts that a man with a chandelier in his restroom will ever see the other side of the bars.
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u/Dave-justdave Jun 10 '23
You never know when you might run out of toilet paper and need to wipe your ass with sensitive nuclear data