r/PinkFloydCircleJerk • u/forestself Roger Keith Barrett 🌈🎸 • Mar 22 '23
Their group chat would be insane
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u/Alessio875 Rattle That Cock Mar 22 '23
Rog would only write rants about the government or sum
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u/Cineswimmer One of the Several Small Species of Furry Animals... Mar 22 '23
Yeah Rog would check the news before entering the chat
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u/BrambleheartTheCat Roger Keith Barrett 🌈🎸 Mar 22 '23
I need to see an entire fake group chat
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u/BfutGrEG Mar 23 '23
With AI voices yeah? The US president ones were pretty good, at least some of them....not sure if there's enough voice samples for the ones here, especially Syd
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u/Awseome2logan HAHA CHARADE YOU ARE! Mar 23 '23
We have plenty of interviews that should do the trick, but someone would have to gather them all and train an AI with them
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u/SonoChiNoSyeahdame Animals underrated tbh Mar 22 '23
nick would ask for apple pie without the crust
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u/Technology-Plastic Bob Klosefan 😎 Mar 22 '23
We bitch and we fight, diss each other on sight
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u/1000010100011110 Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 23 '23
Bro stop, that line brings me to tears every time I see or hear it and now I'm in the stall at work crying my eyes out and everyone is asking of I'm ok like yes I'm ok it's not the red diahhreah again guys jesus
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u/miloduocerealkiller 🗿Stone 🗿 Mar 23 '23
Good morning. I woke up about a quarter of an hour ago to an email from my friend Omar Baghoutti about the Eurovision Song Contest, and I thought immediately of a few choice-F’s. But three of them are as follows: First of all there’s a film, and that film was The Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. Eurovision reminds me of The Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. Because it seems it may have been taken over by… I believe they were aliens. I know it’s giving aliens a bad name, but, and at the end of the movie Donald Sutherland points at somebody and he— like this:
The Bodysnatchers are doing that now, but normally what they’re going is, “ANTISEMIIIIIIIIIIIITE!”
Alright. The fable is The Fable of the Emperor’s New Clothes. “Mommy, mommy, why is the emperor of Israel parading his ethnocentrist bullshit around naked?”
Okay, enough with nenya-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooh. The third F, and by far the most important one, is the subject of Omar’s messive to me, and that is that a hundre— it’s faith. Faith in my fellow human beings. Faith in their capacity for love and empathy.
136,000 of our Swiss brothers and sisters have signed and delivered a petition demanding that Eurovision pull out of the finals in Tel Aviv.
I cannot tell you how much that has lightened my morning. I’m gonna go make myself another cup of coffee with love in my heart for all those Swiss people. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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u/geoemrick Mar 23 '23
Gilmour: "Morning lads, hope we can bang out a smashing new number."
Waters: "Only if we can acknowledge what's going on in the Middle East. Some TWAT is over there who shouldn't be, some Western power, even the UK, has to get involved in matters that don't concern them, for Capitalist gains...."
Wright: "May I.....may I come in to the studio today?"
Mason: "I'm gonna be late, my Ferrari's acting up and I had to switch to my Maserati, but I couldn't find the keys in my massive key basket full of Bentley and Jaguar keys and the sort...."
Barrett: "SUNSHINE RAINBOWS, NICKING SCARECROWS, MY HEAD'S A MESS, I'M IN A DRESS, DON'T WANT DURESS, BUT I MUST STRESS, THE STEEL RAIL'S BOTHERING MY MIND AGAIN..."
Gilmour: "Oh fuck me."
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u/eddieisnotok Mar 23 '23
So, the first one is Gilmore? then Roger and then syd? bruh I'm not sure
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u/Independent_Split334 Mar 23 '23
Rick used to be there as well, but he got kicked by Rog
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u/releckham Mar 23 '23
Signed off by David and Nick too, don’t know why the horse gets all the heat for that.. David acts smug and lets him back in after rog leaves..
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u/Wuh-huW Mar 23 '23
Someone needs to make deepfakes of the whole band making a tier list or playing minecraft
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u/olliedisgrace I've Always Been Mad Mar 22 '23
rick and nick erasure