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u/HorsesSuck120
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Jan 28 '23
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What movie do you enjoy that you will 100% agree is a bad movie?
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u/shiru2k1
Jan 28 '23
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Deep Blue Sea. I mostly enjoy that one unexpected scene. Check it out!
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Jan 28 '23
I saw it at the movies when it came out one afternoon by myself, then I saw it again with three friends JUST SO I COULD WATCH THEM during that scene. Hahahah.
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u/Only-Temporary8287 Jan 28 '23
I’m a sucker for shark movies and I absolutely love this one even though a lot of the effects are not that great. But as far as action and suspense, it’s a solid movie.
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u/Molongoloid
Jan 28 '23
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Street fighter with Raul Julia as Bison and Kylie Minogue as Cammy.
Oh, and a Samoan bloke as E Honda, because 90’s
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u/AdamMan187 Jan 28 '23 •
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
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u/greywolf2155 Jan 28 '23
For us, that was one of the greatest moments in cinematic history. But for Raul Julia . . .
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u/NumericTrack9 Jan 28 '23
Flash Gordon was released in 1980, but re-released this year in 4K. Bad, but in the best way. (And that Queen soundtrack!)
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u/BeezNuttz Jan 28 '23
I loved Brian Blessed in Flash Gordon.
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u/Imnotcreative321123
Jan 28 '23
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The Core.
Terrible movie, lack of science or logic but I just find it so gripping!
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u/Richlhold Jan 28 '23
I agree! And I love this blurb from Elbert’s review. “I have such an unreasonable affection for this movie, indeed, that it is only by slapping myself alongside the head and drinking black coffee that I can restrain myself from recommending it.”
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u/Cistoran Jan 28 '23
This along with Armageddon and Hackers is my late 90s early 2000s guilty pleasures.
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u/milkynipples69
Jan 28 '23
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Fool’s gold. It’s a dumb movie that makes no sense but for some reason I go back and watch it at least once a year and enjoy it every time
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u/seamsay Jan 28 '23 •
In a similar vein, Sahara is one of my favourite movies of all time.
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u/burnt00toast Jan 28 '23
Accepted. It's terrible and hilarious, has Justin Long at the peak of his teen movie years, and features Lewis Black as a version of himself as a jaded professor. So good.
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u/Xenowrath Jan 28 '23
I’m going to go enjoy my wad. Have fun with the game show you host!
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u/LeighWeighTacoma Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
I refuse to agree this is a bad movie. I was the target audience when it came out and my friends and I love it. I actually just got my best friend's husband to watch it last week and he laughed his ass off. Yeah there's no way the plot would work but it's pretty quotable and the jokes are good.
Edit: can't type
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u/kindalikeacoustic
Jan 28 '23
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Gone in 60 Seconds . Say what you will , but I can watch this everyday.
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u/FeatherShard Jan 28 '23
Memphis Raines is the fakest name ever (why do so many of Nic Cage's characters have these...?) but damn do I love that movie.
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u/randomnbvcxz Jan 28 '23
Batman & Robin is certainly a bad movie. I love it so much. It’s worth watching for Arnold and his puns alone. But the whole movie is just campy fun
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u/Steve_Nash_The_Goat Jan 28 '23
Is that the one with the BatCreditCard?
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u/triggerfish_twist Jan 28 '23
And the bat nipples.
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u/dreedw0317 Jan 28 '23
And the hidden ice skate blades. This is one of the best pitch meetings.
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u/nicholus_h2 Jan 28 '23
It's one of my favorites because...it wasn't even a pun. Like...it didn't make any sense on a humor level. It wasn't even a joke. And yet, it was fucking hilarious.
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u/JonathanWattsAuthor Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 29 '23
Freeze: THERE IS ONLY ONE ABSOLUTE.
Me: Oh he's going to say absolute zero that's pretty good.
Freeze: EVERYTHING FREEZES.
Me: Never mind.
(Edit: Looked up the line and I had his "punchline" a bit wrong. Fixed.)
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u/crozone Jan 28 '23
This is the movie where Mr Freeze didn't even say "Ice to see you". It's like an amazing anti-joke.
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u/ShakaUVM Jan 28 '23
You know what killed the dinosaurs?
The ICE AGE
Do you know what all living things have in common?
THEY FREEZE
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u/unknownentity1782 Jan 28 '23
You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning.
The same thing that happens to everything else.
FUCK. Wrong movie.
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u/drawohhteb Jan 28 '23
Uma made a great poison ivy
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u/ArghZombies Jan 28 '23
She's the only one who seemed to know what sort of movie she was in. She nailed it.
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u/Allhailthepugofdoom Jan 28 '23
I think her and Arnold played similarly. They seemed like they were doing Adam West Batman.
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u/jim_deneke
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League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It's so much fun and I love the Nautilus.
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u/Eagle_Ear Jan 28 '23 •
Firmly in so bad it’s actually fucking amazing territory.
When Sean Connery turns off the lights so he can beat up the invisible man without him having an advantage I was like “this shit is dope as hell”
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u/Thalassophobic_Whale Jan 28 '23
Omfg that is exactly my my kid self thought when that happened.
Also, Captain Nemo was so cool!
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u/ItsReallyMyFault Jan 28 '23
Captain Nemo is the shit in that movie. Just watched it last week.
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u/PhoenixEgg88 Jan 28 '23
This and Sky Captain and the world of tomorrow. They were bad, but they were easily watchable flicks that I’d happily just sit and watch.
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u/iShitInYourMouth
Jan 28 '23
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Hackers. Hack the planet
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u/SmoothLiquidation Jan 28 '23
This is what I thought of when I read the question. Johnny Lee Miller, Matthew Lillard and Angelina Fucking Jolie in their 18 (ish) year old heyday.
Hack the planet!
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u/wasdninja Jan 28 '23
Penn from Penn and Teller has an actual role as well. The Plague has a minor role as a bad guy in Elementary where Miller has the lead role as Sherlock.
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u/Jakows
Jan 28 '23
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Van Helsing. It's Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale ala the glory days of 2004. It's got a 27% on rotten tomatoes,. 6/10 on IMDb but there's something about the dry jokes smattered in what's supposed to be high tension scenes, or scenes of sexual tension. The special effects aren't the greatest but at the same time it also adds to the experience.
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u/LegalAssassin13 Jan 28 '23
The guy who plays Dracula goes at the scenery like a dog with its favorite chew toy and I love every second of it.
Also, monster design is great.
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u/Charrikayu Jan 28 '23 •
The movie has one of my favorite Frankenstein's monster designs, and somehow, almost 20 years later, no movie has ever had werewolves that look as good as Van Helsing's.
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u/The5Virtues Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
For real, what is with werewolf design in film? It’s really not a hard concept. Wolf like head, gorilla-ish proportions and maneuverability = scary as hell monster.
Whether it’s the antagonist or protagonist the concept of a werewolf is intrinsically terrifying, but Van Helsing is one of a very short list of films that have ever really made good use of the concept.
I keep thinking that, as video games are getting more creative with them, surely Hollywood won’t be far behind, but no, still waiting!
Since I’ve had a few folks ask about my list:
- Van Helsing
- Ginger Snaps (series)
- Underworld (series)
- Dog Soldiers
- American Werewolf in London (this one’s a bit tetchy, it’s a classic, and the transformation sequence is iconic, but the costume itself is pretty lame, they avoid showing it for very long for good reason)
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u/NoHopeOnlyDeath Jan 28 '23
Dog Soldiers is another B movie with better-than-they-have-any-right-to-be werewolf effects.
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u/alancake Jan 28 '23
Dog Soldiers is brilliant. I would watch Sean Pertwee folding laundry. Love him.
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u/HotRabbit999 Jan 28 '23
Dog soldier’s is utterly terrifying the first time around, the super realistic werewolves made me gasp the first time I saw them
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u/Bladelink Jan 28 '23
Isn't that the movie where they ask Frankenstein's monster what he wants, and he says "to exist"? Solid line.
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u/TimmJimmGrimm Jan 28 '23
Hugh Jackman is presenting the lines as Hugh Jackman. He is having a great time and a lot of fun and it is infectious as hell... sing.
And who would not have sexual tension with Kate Beckinsale? And this isn't just 'Kate', this is her about twenty years ago.
It is like ordering your pizza with way too much cheese - somehow it is both weird and amazing.
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u/verasev Jan 28 '23
Just the way Dracula shouts "Van Helsing!" is a high point.
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u/AgoraiosBum Jan 28 '23
And if I see Van Helsing
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u/Rezero1234 Jan 28 '23
someone said that Hugh Jackman in his younger years would've been a good live action choice to play Bigby Wolf, from "Fables" and I can agree to that if i'm honest
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u/meowjynx Jan 28 '23
House bunny
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u/kel_mcd Jan 28 '23
This was on TV recently and I forgot about the excellent line: “the eyes are the nipples of the face.”
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u/jhutchi2 Jan 28 '23
That movie has so many good lines. My favorite is "I'll have the Mahi Mahi, but can I just get the one Mahi? I'm not that hungry."
Also I do her Yoda voice when I meet new people at parties and they tell me their names.
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u/hungrybrains220 Jan 28 '23
Anna Farris is hilarious and I feel like she doesn’t get enough credit for that
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u/Chitowntooth Jan 28 '23
I grew up on the scary movies and she was a delight. Such a perfect airhead
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u/kyle_sux666 Jan 28 '23
Can you tell me where the crapper is? I have to do something mysterious
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u/Lulelolives Jan 28 '23
Ghost Ship
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u/zeitgeistbouncer Jan 28 '23
It's a great short film, followed by a very average movie.
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u/Abe_Odd Jan 28 '23 •
If only the bottom half of the movie could live up to the top half.
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u/DreamQueen710
Jan 28 '23
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Without a Paddle.
Fucking hilarious, and also dumb as hell.
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u/Hyro91 Jan 28 '23
Great movie. "How about you Tom, you were a boy scout right?"
"Naw, but I ate a brownie once."
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Jan 28 '23
“Tell me tom were you really employee of the month” (I think that was the line?) 😭
“No, I lied about that too”
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“I just about shit did you just about shit” “I just about shit” “I did shit” “Oh shit” “Oh shit what oh shit?” OHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
Honestly though, Matthew lillard, Seth green and Dax Shepard were a perfect dumbass trio. Love that movie.
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u/csaw79 Jan 28 '23
I don’t need to out run the bear. I just need to outrun you.
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u/pika_pie Jan 28 '23
They really took one of the oldest jokes and turned it into something.
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u/iAmJacksBowelCancer Jan 28 '23
The Day After Tomorrow. It’s bad, bad, bad, but such a fun watch.
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u/RealisticDelusions77 Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
"It's so cold, absolutely nothing can survive out there. Also, be careful of the wild wolf pack."
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u/The_God_Father Jan 28 '23
“We have to get to higher ground! Also let’s leave this skyscraper penthouse for a library at street level.”
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u/helgihermadur Jan 28 '23
"Oh no, we need to burn all these priceless books for warmth! Yeah these ones, on the enormous wooden shelves"
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u/beka13 Jan 28 '23
I'm not sure those shelves would be easy to break apart, but the chairs are a decent bet. However, the new releases section of the library would have a bunch of easily replaceable hardcovers you could chuck straight into the fire. And maybe enjoy reading through first if you're there for awhile.
Which the librarian would know so it's extra silly they were arguing over priceless old books.
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u/CornCheeseMafia Jan 28 '23
If they didn’t burn all those books then the homeless guy wouldn’t have had the opportunity to teach them his secret homeless man life hacks of stuffing the crumpled pages into your shirt to provide an extra layer of insulation.
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u/blanksix Jan 28 '23
It really does hang an unnecessarily large lantern on the impossible wolf pack.
I recently had the opportunity to introduce someone to this movie that had never seen it. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Fun fact, I first saw this on an airplane after a terrible time overseas. I was sitting next to a middle-aged English woman who was cracking open a gin mini-bottle when the warning popped up, something like "Warning: this film contains imagery of an aircraft in distress." I don't know why this memory stuck with me, or why it was so funny at the time, but we both cracked up at that and played trope-bingo for most of the film.
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u/Expensive-Eggplant-2 Jan 28 '23
My husband and I never told each other we love this movie so much. When we moved in with each after 2 years of being together, we discovered we somehow collectively owned 4 copies of it 😂 we both had 2 for whatever reason. One of our fave movies!
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u/BroBroMate Jan 28 '23
I especially loved the bit where they're doing the pseudoscience explanation, and then explicitly acknowledge the laws of physics they're breaking to explicitly dismiss them.
They're explaining that very cold air is coming down from the top of the atmosphere and then freezing everything, and then stop to say "normally a descending gas warms up" ..."but this air is descending so fast it didn't have time to warm up".
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u/JusMayhem Jan 28 '23
“Supercooled”
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u/BroBroMate Jan 28 '23
That was it, but I appreciated they at least lampshaded the physics they were ignoring.
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u/daveof91 Jan 28 '23
Fortunately it's still slow enough for the main characters to outrun it.
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u/ALittleNightMusing Jan 28 '23
I love the bit where it's freezing the corridor behind them as they outrun it, and they get to the HUGE library room with the itty bitty fire, slam the door... And that does the trick.
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u/-ThunderGunExpress Jan 28 '23
All those. Armageddon, day after tomorrow, 2012, moonfall. as long as you understand they're going to be campy as shit and over CGIed. I rather like them
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u/BusterOfBuyMoria Jan 28 '23
Love that movie! Full of outrageously unrealistic scenes and poor decisions that somehow work out.
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u/spaceman_danger Jan 28 '23
Early Van Damme movies. They’re awful but I’ve seen them all multiple times. Give me a Kickboxer / Double-Impact double feature and I’ll be there to watch that garbage.
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u/tucoboi Jan 28 '23
Early JVCD is gold. Bloodsport, kickboxer, Double Impact and Lionheart. All masterpieces.
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u/GuyInOregon Jan 28 '23
Out here forgetting about Timecop. That movie was the coolest thing ever to ten year old me.
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u/thatgeekinit Jan 28 '23
Masters of the Universe.
Frank Langella is incredible as Skeletor and it’s a genuinely fun movie. The commentary track explains that since MotU were toys with no story whatsoever, they basically wrote is as an unauthorized Darkseid film.
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u/Awkward_moments
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The highlander.
That movie goes all the way around.
It's so bad that it's great.
They need to cut people's head off. Why? Um, cos it's awesome.
Sean Connery in his world famous Scottish accent plays the Egyptian. Why?
Because the French guy is playing the Highland Scot of course.
Okay this sounds like it's going to be a disaster, who's going to do the soundtrack?
Queen.
Fucking Queen? I bet some shit they already released and money grab songs?
Oh no they go for it, like some of their best songs are written just for that movie.
Okay fuck it I'm in.
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u/tofudisan Jan 28 '23
Sean Connery in his world famous Scottish accent plays the Egyptian. Why?
And not just any Egyptian. He's an Egyptian Spaniard nobleman with a Scottish accent
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u/AlludedNuance Jan 28 '23
Who married a Japanese princess which is why he has a katana made for him in 593 B.C
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u/FluffySquirrell Jan 28 '23
And in the sequel is brought back to life by the Will of Scotland itself. For.. reasons?
Oh yes, and it also granted him one use of the Power of Scotland
Highlander 2 is way more fitting for this thread I'd say. In that I acknowledge it's really bad, but I still love it, partly because of that scene, which I could 100% quote from memory
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u/blakkstar6 Jan 28 '23
Highlander 2 is so bad that we all acknowledge that it didn't happen. Even the rest of the series denies it lol
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u/BruceAENZ Jan 28 '23
Highlander was the moment humanity came together and decided Sean Connery could play any nationality, with his natural accent, and we’d buy it.
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u/Mangosta007 Jan 28 '23
"Here endeth the lesshon."
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u/Square-Blueberry3568 Jan 28 '23
The better quote from Connery is "Haggish? What's Haggish?"
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u/newgrl Jan 28 '23 •
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
You will never be able to tell 15-year-old-me that this is a bad movie.
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u/soulreaverdan Jan 28 '23
Highlander is a 90 minute Queen music video and I am all here for it.
Don’t forget he’s up against Lex Luthor!
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u/Creepy_Apricot_6189
Jan 28 '23
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The super Mario bros live action movie.
Don't care, love it.
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u/Visual_Water3746
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Center Stage
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u/amydee4103 Jan 28 '23
I am the best god damn dancer at the American ballet academy! Who the hell are you? NOBODY.
Lives rent free in my mind
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u/Le-Deek-Supreme Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 29 '23
Can’t hear Canned Heat or Higher Ground without thinking of this movie.
ETA corrected song title.
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u/jack-finn Jan 28 '23
Anaconda.
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u/nurkin Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23 •
When I was 10-11 years old I went and saw Anaconda in the theatre with my two best friends and we got in an argument afterwards about how many anacondas were in the movie. They both insisted there was only 1 anaconda in the movie, and I said no way there were "like 7 anacondas." I'm not sure how many there actually were, but 7 was too much to claim and they both started laughing.
We all went to jump on the trampoline in the backyard and they kept making fun of me for saying "7 anacondas". I tried to backtrack like, "Well there was at least more than one..." and they were like, "You said 7!"
I started getting pissed off, so I went to sit on the side of the trampoline to pout, but I sat too far to the edge and tumbled off backwards landing in the dirt and bushes in a backwards somersault that must have been hilarious to see. This pissed me off even more and now my friends were collapsed with laughter rolling around on the trampoline.
So I picked up a rake laying in the yard and started trying to swing it at them, but they were on the trampoline and easily jumped out of my reach. The more they laughed, the angrier I became, but I couldn't reach them with the rake! The angrier I got, the funnier it became for them and they could barely speak from laughing so hard.
Of course I should have just joined in the laughter and let it go, but I was not going to admit I was wrong at this point. I think I threw the rake in the woods and stormed off continuing to insist there were 7 anacondas and calling them idiots.
We're now 37 years old and to this day whenever the three of us get together someone will mention "7 anacondas".
So yeah I hate that fucking movie and will never watch it again. I don't need to, because I know there were 7 anacondas.
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u/SteadfastKiller Jan 28 '23
Dude, I just looked it up and 7 was correct. Now, Google will say 2 but we all know they're just out to make sure you look dumb. I'm onto their games, anything other than 7 is an extremely unreasonable number.
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u/-Alter-Reality- Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
The Faculty.
It's cheesy, and some parts are almost laughable. But it's a fun watch and I love it!!!
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u/LMac8806 Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
Holy shit. This movie had the best/worst network tv censoring dub I’ve ever seen. There’s a scene where Josh Hartnett yells “Fuck!” but on USA or whatever it was on he goes “Phooey!” My brother and I were watching and fucking lost it. I mean we phooeying lost it.
Edit: as /u/Yurf_Rendenmein pointed out, it’s actually Jon Stewart’s character who says phooey. I phooeyed up.
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u/ThatMechEGuy
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Dude Where's My Car
Edit: ZOLTAN
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Edit 2: surprised no one has quoted "I'm gonna have to confiscate yo' pinky" yet
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u/restartagain74 Jan 28 '23
Dude, what does mine say?!
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u/blakkstar6 Jan 28 '23 •
I am legally required to forward the following information every time this movie comes up.
I watched this right after it came out on video (wow, haven't used that phrase in forever lol) with my Taiwanese girlfriend's father, who was a marketing professor in Taiwan. After the drive-thru scene happened, he informed us that the two-character name of the sign outside the restaurant could roughly translate into English as 'and then'. I did not expect there to be layers to the jokes in that movie, but there was at least that one lol
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u/BeneathAnOrangeSky Jan 28 '23
The first time I ever saw that I practically fell off my chair laughing at the drive-through scene.
AND THEN?
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u/tippedgalaxy03 Jan 28 '23
Ghost rider… I love it, but it is pretty cringe ngl
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u/maseioavessiprevisto Jan 28 '23
As a movie about a flaming skeleton riding a motorbike it’s pretty flawless
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u/Fukputinroughly
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Eurotrip
However I feel conflicted about calling this movie bad as I personally feel it was unfairly ignored by the Oscar committee.
Scotty doesn't know. You kissed your sister. Club Vandersexxx. FIONAAAAAAA!
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u/PhonyOrlando Jan 28 '23
Mi scusi
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u/The_Gazius Jan 28 '23
No matter how famous Fred Armisen gets, he will always be this guy first!
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u/Bladewing_The_Risen Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
Eurotrip, Roadtrip, Beerfest, Old School… the early 00s were magical for lowbrow comedies.
Edit: WEDDING CRASHERS! Van Wilder, Super Troopers, Sex Drive… too many to list! Comedies just don’t make me laugh like this anymore!
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u/AustinRiversDaGod Jan 28 '23
Don't forget Van Wilder and the American Pie movies.
I still can hear the Van Wilder DVD intro playing in my head: "I'm bouncin off the walls again woaaah"
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u/DooM_Slayer226 Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
Beerfest will always be one of my all time favorite movies. "Back the fuck up, Antonio!"
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u/heartbeats Jan 28 '23
Love how Landfill dies and is replaced by his twin brother who is just the same actor with a cowboy hat.
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u/DooM_Slayer226 Jan 28 '23
Who also conveniently drinks faster and is better at the games than his brother as well. "The name is Gil."
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u/honestjackhonestly Jan 28 '23
"Hell, landfill told me so much about y'all that I feel like I already know all of ya"
"That'll save time!"
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u/tomathon25 Jan 28 '23
Don't forget asks them to call him Landfill to honor his brother lol
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u/thatissomeBS Jan 28 '23
You could've walked out of the room for five minutes and the only question would be "Why is Landfill wearing a hat now?"
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u/OldDickTrickle Jan 28 '23
I watched Rat Race recently for the first time in I don’t even know how many years and couldn’t actually believe how much I laughed. What a great, mindless movie.
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u/Sexy_Tax_Man Jan 28 '23
The whole scene with Jon Lovitz stealing Hitler’s car is insane.
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u/opiate46 Jan 28 '23
There is nothing bad about this movie. It's fucking fantastic from start to finish.
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u/10baseball27 Jan 28 '23
Haha look at Jamie's penis. God I love that movie. Mail muthafucka
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u/knightcrusader Jan 28 '23
I learned how a new pope is elected because of that movie. When Pope John Paul II died, that knowledge was very helpful.
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u/JalenTargaryen Jan 28 '23
The little kid with the hitler stache goose-stepping is still one of the funniest moments to me.
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u/DaCrazyJamez Jan 28 '23
I still play "Scotty Doesn't Know" at shows, if the crowd is about the right age. They chant the ending every single time
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u/AndrewLWebber1986 Jan 28 '23
Van Helsing. The one with Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale (also in the Underworld movies). I watched it over and over again as a kid and now I like its campy over-top-ness as an adult
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u/orbitaldragon Jan 28 '23
Ernest Scared Stupid... But any of the Ernest movies will do.
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u/Highly-Regarded420 Jan 28 '23
Encino Man
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u/Humble_Selection_398 Jan 28 '23
The only thing you care about is nugs, chilling, and grindage.
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u/they_call_me_B Jan 28 '23
If you're edged cause I'm weazin all your grindage just chill, 'cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, I'd grind over there. So don't tax my gig so hard-core, crust-er!
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u/Alternative-Lemon-85 Jan 28 '23
Hudson Hawk.
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u/Light_Beard Jan 28 '23
Just trying to explain why this movie is fun to people is so damn difficult.
"So, like it is Bruce Willis and he is a thief. But he hates watches so he sings show tunes. Also Danny Aiello is in it as his buddy. Oh and it's weirdly graphically violent sometimes. Also Caruso is in it but he doesn't talk. Also they have this weird obsession with candy bars. But it's really funny. But it's not really meant to be funny sometimes..."
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u/69bravomike
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Spice World. Never was into the Spice Girls, but I liked their movie. #1 on my list of guilty pleasure movies.
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u/quantumpotatoes Jan 28 '23
When I was visiting home a few years ago we found our vhs of this and I made my dad watch it with me. His review "you know this really isn't that bad". I call that an A+😂
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u/ketzcm Jan 28 '23
I loved Roadhouse. But pretty bad.
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u/Hotwheels303 Jan 28 '23
If Patrick Swayze heard you say that he’d rip your throat out with his beautiful bare hands
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u/noiro777 Jan 28 '23
I've seen it so many times, I've lost count and it is an objectively terrible movie... :)
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u/Busy-Cream
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u/Thundernuts34 Jan 28 '23
Anarchy 99!
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u/WantedDadorAlive Jan 28 '23
I say that with the accent at least daily. But my kids are also psychopaths so it makes sense.
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u/williamscastle Jan 28 '23
Blades of Glory is so....good.
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u/NoPolicing Jan 28 '23
"I see you got fat."
"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl but not HOT."
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u/WantedDadorAlive Jan 28 '23
My daughter said something obscure like 20 minutes ago and I responded "nobody knows what it means but its provocative" and my family just stared blankly.
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u/Justicefruitpies Jan 28 '23
The night is a very dark time for me.
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u/RudeEtuxtable
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Armageddon. It is a shit Michael Bay movie that makes no sense and has scenery chewing all over and I am there for every minute of it
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u/SonofBeckett Jan 28 '23
If introduced me to the very real affliction of space dementia. It apparently affects 1/10 space drillers. Glad a movie was finally brave enough to address this unreported issue.
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u/lisacunns Jan 28 '23
i was pretty young when the movie came out and one day the news was on, followed by a commercial for armageddon explaining the asteroid coming towards earth. except i though it was still part of the news and started processing that the world might end when my mom found me crying in my room and explained to me it was just a movie.
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u/tucktan Jan 28 '23 •
The Core. I’m paraphrasing here, but there’s a portion in the movie where everyone says it can’t be done; but one guy takes a drag on a cig and says: “but what if…we could”. The entire movie progresses on that point.